Trousers Quotes
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There are networks of groupies - and nowadays it's instant because of the internet. Before, it took days to tell your penpal 'I just had Jimi Hendrix'. Nowadays, 20 minutes after you've zipped your trousers up, it's in New Zealand! Somebody e-mailed me a groupie website that I was on, and there was somebody describing my tackle. It was flattering but completely fucking wrong - I'd be the first to say that I don't have a ten-and-a-half-inch dick!
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A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his trousers saying, 'see, I have had my testicles removed.
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Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him.
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There's always been a hip-hop element to my trousers.
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Those from whom nature has withheld taste invented trousers.
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I am much inclined to live from my rucksack, and let my trousers fray as they like.
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A most excellent man, though I could have wished his trousers not quite so tight in some places and not quite so loose in others.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
