Tarts Quotes

• Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.

  

  Louise Rennison
  • Up
  • Italian
  • Paid

• He called me a pie!” she announced, defensively. There was a pause. “Wait. That’s not right.” “A tart?” “Yes! That’s it!

  

  Sarah MacLean
  • Waiting
  • Pie
  • Pauses

• I don't want to be modelling G-strings. It's not that good for my image – I'm a footballer not a tart

  

  Michael Owen
  • Strings
  • Footballer
  • Tarts