Bladder Quotes
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So much of life is happenstance. It makes me laugh when I go to a bookstore and see all those titles about controlling your life. You're lucky if you can control your bladder.
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My pappy told me never to bet my bladder against a brewery or get into an argument with people who buy ink by the barrel.
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I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
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It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!
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Then what is the nature of men? Blown-up bladders!
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Nine-tenths of the world is entertained by scandalous rumors, which are never dissected until they are dead and, when pricked, collapse like an empty bladder.