Guy Quotes
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My brand of humor is trying to play the situation as real as possible because I'm not the type of guy who is a joke a minute.
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You grow up listening to Eminem; your parents don't let you listen to it - you gotta sneak into a car to listen to this guy rap. He changed my whole life, my whole perspective on music, so to more or less co-sign something that I've done is the ultimate childhood goal.
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Listen to John Coltrane. When he plays 'A Love Supreme,' that guy is totally into himself.
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My philosophy is to make an offer that the other guy can't refuse, because he thinks there's no way he can't win.
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Before it was revealed that my character on 'Lost' had a troubled history, a fan came up to me and said, 'Wow, you're a really nice guy.' To me, that was a compliment, having played a very villainous guy.
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How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry.
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It's fun to be the guy everybody looks to.
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I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence.
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My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he's somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement.
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I'm only as successful as the guy that lives down the street from me.
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I don't want to be characterized as the big booster guy.
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I should be the reigning champion. I punch a guy 300 times, he punches me a couple and they call him the champion? In what parallel universe does that make you the winner? I am the champion. I’ve been the champion. Anderson’s ribs have the exact same problem that his hands and his feet have, they’re attached to a cowardly person.
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Like they say, it ain't over 'til the fat guy swings
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A romantic date for me is sitting in pajamas and being with a guy with whom I can be myself.
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My uncle, who was a little more flamboyant, always said the guy who dressed the best was Fred Astaire.
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One of the toughest guys in the world is Randy Couture - he is the true epitome of what a tough guy is.
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It's thought of as an eccentric thing for an actor to really try to maintain quality control through the whole career. Most people think, 'You just work. You just keep working.' And in some ways I wish I could be a guy who's just a workhorse.
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In the best works of fiction, there's no mustache-twirling villain. I try to write shows where even the bad guy's got his reasons.
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Girls like to see a guy who takes care of himself. It says a lot about him.
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I was a defensive lineman coming out of high school who was considered amongst the top... maybe the top six guys, top five guys, and wanted to prove to my team that I was going to be a top guy going into college.
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I’ve talked to guys who have played for the Phillies and gone on to other organizations and the grass isn’t always greener on the other side.
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The Jesus freaks were the worst. While the ‘Suicide Solution’ case was going through the courts they followed me around everywhere. They would picket my shows with signs that read, ‘The Anti-Christ Is Here’. And they’d always be chanting: ‘Put Satan behind you! Put Jesus in front of you!’ One time, I made my own sign – a smiley face with the words ‘Have a Nice Day’ – and went out and joined them. They didn’t even notice. Then, just as the gig was about to start, I put down the sign, said, ‘See ya, guys,’ and went back to my dressing room.
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You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.
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Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, you don't ever come across as offensive. Nobody sees you as a threat. You see someone in a Hawaiian shirt, and you are like 'this guy is ready to party.'
