TV Quotes

• A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other hand, would be willing to have sex with the remote for the TV.

  

  Conan O'Brien
  • Up
  • Men
  • Women

• I don't watch reality TV much, but sometimes I'll be on the E! channel and see that show "Total Divas", about female wrestlers. It's like, fake tits are de rigueur. Nose jobs are de rigueur. Exaggerated asses are de rigueur. Twerking is de rigueur.

  

  Courtney Love
  • Reality
  • Fake
  • Channel

• I like TV. It all depends what it is.

  

  Courteney Cox
  • TV

• I'm offended every time I see George Bush on TV!

  

  Courtney Love
  • Time
  • TV
  • George Bush

• People can criticize Microsoft for supporting this TV thing for the past eight years, but it is a long-term bet, There is not any other software business that is as dedicated to the vision of the TV and the PDA personal digital assistant as we are.

  

  Bill Gates
  • People
  • Microsoft
  • PDA

• Like Paul Kraston said, all I ask in life is a water bed, a TV and a typewriter. Well, I'll just have an ordinary bed, a TV and a guitar.

  

  John Lennon The Beatles
  • Life
  • Typewriter
  • Paul Kraston

• It's weird how with a TV show, you don't have just the one ending - you have the many.

  

  Vince Gilligan
  • Weird
  • Show
  • TV

• TV has made us get down to the nub and new films will begin to live up to what the medium can be.

  

  Elia Kazan
  • Up
  • Live
  • Films

• The truth is that if you play on TV there is always a sponsor. There is no way around it. I've already passed on so much money I don't worry about it anymore.

  

  Tom Petty Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
  • Truth
  • Play
  • Sponsor

• I am all for TV, but I want to be part of shows that stand out.

  

  Rithvik Dhanjani
  • Shows
  • Part
  • Stand

• So we do software for watches, for phones, for TV sets, for cars. And some of these take a long time to catch on.

  

  Bill Gates
  • Software
  • TV
  • Phones

• In fact, is beginning to use a lot of the language and phraseology that we have used. In fact, I think I saw Hillary Clinton TV ad, and I thought it was me.

  

  Hillary Clinton
  • Language
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Phraseology

• You consciously look after yourself, whatever that may be to you, whether it's going out for a few drinks and a bit of dinner, or just hitting the couch and watching TV, or going to the gym or yoga class. Just being aware that there's a potential for you to be in it and respecting wherever you find yourself is good enough.

  

  Colin Farrell
  • Good
  • May
  • Yoga

• Sometimes you have to kind of keep proving that you're improvising. That's the game, or the goal, of long-form TV improv, is that you have to kind of keep reminding and showing people that you're improvising, because they won't believe you really.

  

  Amy Poehler
  • People
  • Believe
  • Long

• Living on $6 a day means you have a refrigerator, a TV, a cell phone, your children can go to school. That's not possible on $1 a day.

  

  Bill Gates
  • Children
  • School
  • Cellphone

• I prefer radio to TV because the pictures are better.

  

  Alistair Cooke
  • Picture
  • Radio
  • TV

• TV and more TV. It looks like something out of an old movie," Sam said. “Forty, fifty years ago, they were always dragging out the TV screens when they wanted to show what the glorious future would look like. As if the future was just going to be more TV.” “And, as it turned out, it is,” Rosa said.

  

  Pat Cadigan
  • Movie
  • Future
  • Something

• You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on.

  

  Steve Jobs
  • Computer
  • Brain off
  • Brain on

• The music business looks like, you know, innocent schoolboys compared to the TV business. They care about nothing but profit.

  

  Tom Petty Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
  • Music
  • Business
  • Profit

• Let it play. It's funny. I'm glad I got that highlight if they are going to keep playing it and put me on TV like that.

  

  Ed Reed
  • Play
  • TV
  • Highlight

• I think making movies and being in theater and TV, there's this beautiful little family. It's so intense that you form these little families, and that's what I loved.

  

  Brigitte Michael Sumner
  • Family
  • Movies
  • Theater

• Most of my family's so dumb, they sit on the TV and watch the couch.

  

  Alex Bledsoe
  • Dumb
  • TV
  • Couch

• I love doing TV. It's so great for my world as a mom, as someone who likes to have a steady job and go to work feeling secure because I'm with a family.

  

  Ming-Na Wen
  • World
  • Family
  • TV

• Gypsies at home watching Jerry Falwell on TV, might mean something to you, it ain't nothing to me.

  

  Tom Petty Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
  • TV
  • Gypsies
  • Jerry Farwell

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