Weird Quotes
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It's very weird waking around a corner and being nose to nose with myself on the side of a bus. And Times Square - that's the craziest one.
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It's weird because standup can be like therapy. Comedians can't be satisfied with just having fun with our friends. We've got to figure out a way to do it on stage.
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Somehow you've been voted something for a magazine, and it's a complete mystery to me. I wake up and I have to look at that head when I brush my teeth every morning, you know. And it's weird. And it's unpleasant at times.
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I'm sort of one of those weird actors who whenever I do a play, I think, 'Oh, we should film this,' as opposed to have to belt it out of ourselves in a theater auditorium.
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I actually was very proud of 'Dexter' and had a wonderful time doing it, which must make me an extremely weird person.
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Ever since I became a movie star,I've been really weird.
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I always stay with my parents. When you come home, you gotta do that. It's weird to be like, 'Hey, I'm at a hotel. Drive 20 minutes to see me, and we'll have dinner.'
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I think you have to be weird to swim breaststroke.
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School's a weird thing. I'm not sure it works.
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The days take forever, but they just fly by. It's so weird.
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At the end of a project I get very weird, you know, in my head because I'm not doing it. It's like an addiction. I have to do it.
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I was this weird loner kid who got drunk by himself all the time.
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I was scared I was going to have some weird shape to my head and I was pleased that I didn't.
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I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.
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Cooking is a weird thing. In homes, I'd wager it's still women who do more of the cooking.
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I got a message from Downing Street that my picture's hanging in the White House. Which is weird.
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Keep it weird. They'll get it later.
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I feel like everybody's always out to get me, and that's a weird feeling.
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I think that as soon as you think of yourself as a famous person or anything like that, you're objectifying yourself in some weird way.
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I'm wondering whether to have someone go around with my mobile to completely throw everybody off the scent. I could appear in weird places.
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I wasn't aware that the world thought I was so weird and bizarre. But when you grow up, like I did, in front of 100 million people since the age of 5, you're automatically different.
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As a little kid, I suppose I was a little weird.
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Im just the highest energy person I know, and its really weird.
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One of the things I admire most about millennials is they celebrate individualism, and their singularity is encouraged. To be different is to be cool as opposed to weird.
