Shower Quotes
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Eating toast in the shower is the ultimate multitask.
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I could work in the shower if I had plastic paper.
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I don't even sing in the shower.
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I'm not even allowed to sing in the shower at home. Too loud.
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I sing around the house, in the shower.
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I never sing in the shower either.
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I'm such a big TLC fan, so I love singing 'Waterfalls' in the shower.
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You know what’s really good is a greyhound in the shower.
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Singing is something I've always loved to do, and I'd never considered taking it further than the shower.
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I wanna be your t-shirt when it's wet, I wanna be your shower when you sweat.
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I think they're all trying to see who can walk through the coldest or hottest shower. Not sure which.
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Of late years an abundant shower of curates has fallen upon the North of England.
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Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. Win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it only means you are a slob.
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Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
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Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her.
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I find that the three truly great times for thinking thoughts are when I am standing in the shower, sitting on the john, or walking. And the greatest of these, by far, is walking.
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Everyone who's ever taken a shower has an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does something about it who makes a difference.
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We need the water fixed. We need to take a shower.
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To a shower of gold most things are penetrable.
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I've always sung in the shower and I watched a lot of 'Rage' when I was young.
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Well, yeah, I sang to some songs on the radio or in the shower.
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Just as you wouldn't leave the house without taking a shower, you shouldn't start the day without at least 10 minutes of sacred practice: prayer, meditation, inspirational reading.
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Shower while there were two dead bodies in the bathtub, and he was sane. He drilled holes in the heads of living people to make them his unresisting companions, and he was sane. He ate a bicep which he fried in a skillet, tenderised and sprinkled with sauce, and he was sane. For hours he lay with corpses, hugging them, cherishing them, and he was sane. He kept eleven assorted heads and skulls, and two complete skeletons, for eventual use in a home-made temple, and he was sane.
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I want to see my family. We all want to get a great shower, get cleaned up and have a great dinner.
