Shower Quotes
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Eating toast in the shower is the ultimate multitask.
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I'm not even allowed to sing in the shower at home. Too loud.
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I could work in the shower if I had plastic paper.
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I don't even sing in the shower.
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I sing around the house, in the shower.
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I'm such a big TLC fan, so I love singing 'Waterfalls' in the shower.
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I never sing in the shower either.
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Singing is something I've always loved to do, and I'd never considered taking it further than the shower.
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You know what’s really good is a greyhound in the shower.
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I wanna be your t-shirt when it's wet, I wanna be your shower when you sweat.
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I think they're all trying to see who can walk through the coldest or hottest shower. Not sure which.
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At my first Olympics, I didn't have a contract, and I wasn't making any money. After my first Olympics, I was working at 24 Hour Fitness at the front desk. I would go to practice in the morning, run home, shower, grab some food and then go straight to work. I didn't get off of work until 10 or 11 o'clock at night.
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Of late years an abundant shower of curates has fallen upon the North of England.
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Well, yeah, I sang to some songs on the radio or in the shower.
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Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. Win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it only means you are a slob.
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Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
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Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her.
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We need the water fixed. We need to take a shower.
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I find that the three truly great times for thinking thoughts are when I am standing in the shower, sitting on the john, or walking. And the greatest of these, by far, is walking.
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I've always sung in the shower and I watched a lot of 'Rage' when I was young.
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Shower while there were two dead bodies in the bathtub, and he was sane. He drilled holes in the heads of living people to make them his unresisting companions, and he was sane. He ate a bicep which he fried in a skillet, tenderised and sprinkled with sauce, and he was sane. For hours he lay with corpses, hugging them, cherishing them, and he was sane. He kept eleven assorted heads and skulls, and two complete skeletons, for eventual use in a home-made temple, and he was sane.
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Just as you wouldn't leave the house without taking a shower, you shouldn't start the day without at least 10 minutes of sacred practice: prayer, meditation, inspirational reading.
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To a shower of gold most things are penetrable.
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But we live in an age, ladies and gentlemen, where we are keeping morons alive in our gene pools by putting warnings on items that should not require warnings. The hotel I am staying in has a hair dryer, on the cord of the hair dryer there is a warning and this is what it says: “Warning! Do not use in shower!” Ladies and gentlemen if you have a friend who wants to use their hair dryer in the shower, you let them.
