Paris Hilton Quotes

• If Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana were "candles in the wind," and Anna Nicole Smith was a bonfire in a hailstorm, and Lindsay Lohan is an electric toaster thrown intentionally into a Jacuzzi, then Paris Hilton s a strobe light in an epilepsy ward.

  

  Cintra Wilson
  • Marilyn Monroe
  • Princess Diana
  • Lindsay Lohan

• Paris Hilton came to our LA show. She left during the first song on the set. If we’re offending Paris Hilton we must be doing something right.

  

  Matt Bellamy Muse
  • Right
  • Paris Hilton
  • First Song

• I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.

  

  Artie Lange
  • Way
  • Fall
  • Paris

• People think Paris [Hilton] is a ditzy blond, and I don't want to blow it for her, but she plays it really well. She knows exactly what she's doing. She's actually a pretty smart person. She's very cognizant of what she's doing, and she kind of plays that role, so people think she's some airhead but she's really not.

  

  Dirt Nasty
  • Role
  • Blond
  • Paris Hilton

• Pamper a tomato, overfeed it, overwater it and you will get a Paris Hilton of a tomato.

  

  Nigel Slater
  • Paris Hilton
  • Tomato
  • Pamper

• In my family, I would never dare to think of being Paris Hilton! And to me, that doesn't look like a happy existence - it's just not who I am.

  

  Eve Hewson
  • Existence
  • My Family
  • Paris Hilton