Jack Bauer Quotes
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I'm federal agent Jack Bauer, and this is the longest day of my life.
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There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom.
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There's a running joke among fans that Jack never goes to the bathroom. We had a scene where I was running towards a sign pointing ?BATHROOM' to the left and ?OFFICES' to the right. I did a double-take and ran towards the bathroom! We sent it in to the network, as a joke reel. But, quite frankly, nobody wants to see Jack Bauer go to the bathroom.
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Jack Bauer is fooling his audience, but he's not fooling me.