Parenting Quotes

• A person soon learns how little he knows when a child begins to ask questions.

  

  Richard L. Evans
  • Children
  • Persons
  • Littles

• When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

  

  Erma Bombeck
  • Running
  • Dog
  • Parenting

• Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

  

  Erma Bombeck
  • inspirational
  • Birth
  • Parenting

• My mom used to say it doesn't matter how many kids you have... because one kid'll take up 100% of your time so more kids can't possibly take up more than 100% of your time.

  

  Karen Brown
  • Children
  • Funny
  • Matter

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