Divorces Quotes

• Divorces are made in Heaven.

  

  Oscar Wilde
  • Heaven
  • Made
  • Are

• Jesus says, “You have heard it said, ‘Whoever divorces his wife should give her a certificate of divorce’ a command found in Deut. 24:1, but I say to you that everyone who divorces his wife for reason other than sexual immorality, makes her commit adultery, and whoever marries a divorced woman commits adultery.” It is hard to see how one can follow Moses’ command to give a certificate of divorce, if in fact divorce is not an option.

  

  Bart Ehrman
  • Reason
  • Jesus
  • Adultery

• Electronic books are a bad thing because they cannot be accumulated on shelves to remind you of your past, to impress your neighbors and colleagues, and to help prevent divorces thanks to the sheer bother of arguing over who owns what.

  

  J. P. Donleavy
  • Help
  • Books
  • Neighbors

• I mean, we had on our show, we had marriages, divorces and other stuff going on. And that was just me.

  

  Harvey Korman
  • Show
  • Marriages
  • Divorces

• People in the business will stay with you through drugs and alcohol and divorces and insanity and everything else, but you have a failure, pal, and they don't want to know nothing about you!

  

  Don Johnson
  • People
  • Business
  • Failure

• This hook nose and crab meister attitude has gotten me every job I've ever had. And more divorces than I care to remember.

  

  Norman Fell
  • Job
  • Remember
  • Divorces

• In other words, more than seventy per cent of American divorces are granted because husbands and wives can not adapt themselves to each other in the matter of how they shall spend their LEISURE hours.

  

  Elsie Lincoln Benedict
  • Matter
  • Adapt
  • Husbands

• Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

  

  Evan Esar
  • Women
  • Divorces
  • Syllables