Mayonnaise Quotes
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Chic is a kind of mayonnaise, either it tastes, or it doesn't.
Karl Lagerfeld -
What exactly are the ingredients of Ranch dressing? Mayo and disappointment?
Jim Gaffigan
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You don't use mayonnaise, why? ... Are you addicted to mayonnaise? Is it okay if I use mayonnaise? I could go outside.
Jim Gaffigan -
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
Robin Williams -
Mayonnaise is a lot like men, it can make everything much better, adding flavor and ease to your life. Or, it can just be sticky and gross and make you nauseous"- "Keeping the Moon
Sarah Dessen -
My notion of an elegant table is you don't leave the knife sticking out of the mayonnaise jar.
Sue Grafton