Matador Quotes

• Bullfighting is a horrible sport where a proud, strong animal is teased and tortured until a costumed asshole kills him and cuts off his ears and tail and is cheered by a bloodthirsty crowd. Every once and awhile, the bull gores the matador and kills him. Hats off to the bull.

  

  Pete Loeffler Chevelle
  • Animal
  • Sport
  • Hats

• The bull is stronger, but the matador is smarter.

  

  Muhammad Ali
  • Smarter
  • Bull
  • Matador

• A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.

  

  Scott Adams
  • People
  • Skills
  • Serial Killer