Stove Quotes
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When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.
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An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn't?
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If you're Mejicana or Mejicano and don't know who Pedro Infante is, you should be tied to a hot stove with yucca rope and beaten with sharp dry corn husks as you stand in a vat of soggy fideos.
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I almost feel like throwing Jimmy into the stove, as the priest in Kulenberg did.
