When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.
An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn't?
I almost feel like throwing Jimmy into the stove, as the priest in Kulenberg did.
If you're Mejicana or Mejicano and don't know who Pedro Infante is, you should be tied to a hot stove with yucca rope and beaten with sharp dry corn husks as you stand in a vat of soggy fideos.
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