Parking Quotes

• I worked at a hospital parking cars and getting folks in and out of the hospital as they would come in for their appointments.

  

  Sam Hunt
  • Getting
  • Hospital
  • Parking

• I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

  

  Laura Kightlinger
  • Lost
  • Space
  • Find

• I was actually born in L.A. My sisters and I were playing in a parking lot, and my dad was like, 'Nah, nah, nah. Let's go give 'em some grass.'

  

  Rachel Keller
  • Dad
  • Born
  • Grass

• With all the constructions planned for downtown, there will be interruptions to businesses. They're going to affect city traffic patterns and parking issues and we want to be on top of it before it happens.

  

  Mike Peters Big Country
  • City
  • Issues
  • Patterns

• My first joke was about a company called Five Star Parking that was all over Philadelphia: 'Who's reviewing parking lots?'

  

  Adam McKay
  • Star
  • Company
  • Parking

• Valet parking is an essential at any decent club.

  

  Dan Jenkins
  • Club
  • Decent
  • Parking

• 'Tallica Parking Lot' is, basically, roughly about a four-minute animated short which is centered around the parking lot of Metallica, and that can be anywhere in the world.

  

  Robert Trujillo Metallica
  • World
  • Metallica
  • Parking

• They always say that Albert Einstein was a genius. Then how come when anyone ever calls you that, it's an insult? 'You don't know where you parked the car? Good job, Einstein.' I don't think we're honoring that man properly by using his name in vain in parking lots.

  

  Brian Regan
  • Car
  • Knows
  • Jobs

• In 1950, when the Giants signed me, they gave me $15,000. I bought a 1950 Mercury. I couldn't drive, but I had it in the parking lot there, and everybody that could drive would drive the car. So it was like a community thing

  

  Willie Mays
  • Giants
  • Mercury
  • Parking

• I don't drive often, because the parking makes it too much of a nuisance. And I could never go back to commuting or anything. I'd just get fed up with it.

  

  Raymond Pettibon Black Flag
  • Feds
  • Nuisance
  • Commuting

• As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible.

  

  Bill Vaughan
  • Baseball
  • Fit
  • Dedicated

• I turned and headed back to the parking lot to leave. Passing the tall tree I'd passed every day on my way to and from Nate's car when he'd drop me off and pick me up. Somehow it was the tree that got to me. It made me tremendously sad, not just because of the time that had gone but because the time had somehow gone without me really noticing it.

  

  Beth Harbison
  • Tree
  • Noticing
  • Parking

• Probably the single most important thing about the Nobel Prize for most people is whether they get the coveted parking space on campus.

  

  Saul Perlmutter
  • People
  • Important
  • Nobel Prize

• I was doing gigs to stay alive. I worked two or three jobs at a time, there were times when I stayed up for 36 hours straight. I slept in shopping mall parking lots. A stand-up gig paid $35; then I could eat for another few days until the next gig. Literally, I was performing to live.

  

  Dat Phan
  • Alive
  • Hours
  • Performing

• No great city has ever been known for its abundant supply of parking.

  

  Allan Jacobs
  • City
  • Known
  • Parking

• Self-driving cars will enable car-sharing even in spread-out suburbs. A car will come to you just when you need it. And when you are done with it, the car will just drive away, so you won't even have to look for parking.

  

  Sebastian Thrun
  • Car
  • Needs
  • Driving

• I hated high school. I was not the greatest student, participated in no activities, and spent most of my time hanging out in my parking lot.

  

  Sarah Dessen
  • Time
  • School
  • Student

• Your demons may have been ejected from the building, but they’re out in the parking lot, doing push-ups.”)

  

  Dan Harris
  • Building
  • Rejected
  • Demons

• I was almost impeached for getting cars off sidewalks which car owning upper classes had illegally appropriated for parking.

  

  Enrique Penalosa
  • Cars
  • Appropriate
  • Parking

• In another time, another world, each studio made 200 movies a year and had 20 executives. Today, a studio makes less than 20 movies a year and has 500 executives. They own too many parking decks and too many billboard companies. They're awash in overhead, and it's pinning them down, and they know it.

  

  Mike Binder
  • Companies
  • Studio
  • Another