Soccer Quotes

If I were going to war I would want to be alongside an Englishman not a Frenchman. The Frenchman would think too much.

Arsene Wenger
- War
- Football
- Englishmen
I would be much more annoyed if we hadn't won the game. As a manager, you have to see the positives and I think Pires has a vaccine for the rest of his life.

Arsene Wenger
- Thinking
- Football
- Games

Work on your strong points because they are what made you.

Arsene Wenger
- Strong
- Football
- Soccer
I grew up playing soccer and always loved playing it.

Wes Welker
- Playing
- Soccer
- Grew
So, before leading my troops into battle, we would get drunk and drugged up, sacrifice a local teenager, drink their blood, then strip down to our shoes and go into battle wearing colourful wigs and carrying dainty purses we'd looted from civilians. We'd slaughter anyone we saw, chop their heads off and use them as soccer balls. We were nude, fearless, drunk and homicidal. We killed hundreds of people - so many I lost count.

General Butt Naked
- People
- Sacrifice
- Blood
Sometimes now, when I watch continental games on television, I'm a bit bored. I ask, 'where is the intensity?'

Arsene Wenger
- Football
- Sometimes
- Games
As far as I'm concerned, this guy should never play football again. The answer you normally get after a tackle like that is 'he is not the type of guy who does that.' It's like a guy who kills one time in his life - it's enough. You have a dead person. This tackle is absolutely horrendous.

Arsene Wenger
- Guy
- Football
- Enough
I do play soccer, but it's exhausting in a way.

Stephen Malkmus Pavement
- Way
- Play
- Soccer