Shorts Quotes

• It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

  

  Ted Knight
  • Men
  • Money
  • Smile

• There was a time when caddies couldn't wear shorts.

  

  Dan Jenkins
  • Time
  • Wear
  • Shorts

• Before we could pretend not to see him, he waved. We all waved back. And no one said anything mean, even after he jogged away with his shorts riding up so high he looked like he was naked. Maybe simply because it would have been too easy. And all I can say about that morning is – how did we three know instinctively where the lines are between being funny and being brutal? I mean, why is it that everywhere I look, other people seem to be crossing those boundaries constantly? Jumping, falling, leaping over the line from banter into cruelty. Sometimes it’s on purpose and other times it’s by accident, but in any case, people savage each other. Maybe because they can’t help it.

  

  Rachel DeWoskin
  • Riding
  • Waved Back
  • Jogged away

• Watching soccer is very sexy. Small pads, shorts, good legs, and they usually don't have mangled faces. Also, all the good ones have rad accents.

  

  Monique Ganderton
  • Good
  • Sexy
  • Faces

• I'm definitely hesitant wearing shorts during the summer. Like for a pale person, you know, summer - everyone in the world is so excited for summer, but pale people, we're just like, oh no.

  

  Jim Gaffigan
  • People
  • World
  • Summer

• Everyone has to do 20 push-ups for the mellophones shorts.

  

  Aaron Goldberg
  • Shorts
  • Mellophones
  • Push-Ups

• Soon he’ll be wearing shorts and growing his hair out, and the transformation will be complete.

  

  Cody Lundin
  • Hair
  • Transformation
  • Complete

• I sing about UFOs and extraterrestrials, and so I designed a UFO fashion. It includes science-fiction bikinis and Bermuda Triangle shorts.

  

  Nina Hagen
  • Fashion
  • Ufo
  • Shorts

• A thump thump thump noise that was so unfamiliar, and yet I couldn't quite place it. But I knew it. It was - "Mmm-hmmm," Monica murmured, just as Wes came view into the path. He was running, his pace quick and steady. He was in shorts, his shirt off, staring ahead as he passed. His back was tan and gleaming with sweat.

  

  Sarah Dessen
  • Running
  • Path
  • Faces

• He has everything a boxer needs except speed, stamina, a punch, and ability to take punishment. In other words, he owns a pair of shorts.

  

  Blackie Sherrod
  • Words
  • Punishment
  • Boxer

• I find it hard to believe that anyone could be so curious about me that they would want to read that I wear underwear shorts with green polka dots on them.

  

  Paul Newman
  • Curious
  • Underwear
  • Shorts

• There is a standard, as to how a player is to wear his uniform. There is a standard in all sports as to how a uniform is to be worn and our standard is that the shorts, in particular, are to be worn above the knee.

  

  Stu Jackson
  • Standard
  • Uniform
  • Shorts

• When I grew up, you'd see shorts before movies. I know it happened a lot more before I started going to the cinema.

  

  Nash Edgerton
  • Cinema
  • Grew Up
  • Shorts