Assholes Quotes

• Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.

  

  Jim Morrison The Doors
  • Drunk
  • Disguise
  • Assholes

• I have no problem today letting people know I'm part of what they live. That's why I know about the things that make people the assholes they are. They have no choice but to be part of it.

  

  Andrew Dice Clay
  • Choice
  • No Problem
  • Assholes

• Most guys I know are assholes. I have some great asshole friends, but that's not the point. Friendship has got nothing to do with that. It's can you hang, can you talk about this without any feeling of distance between you? Friendship is the diminishing of distance between people. That's what friendship is, and to me it's one of the most important things in the world.

  

  Keith Richards The Rolling Stones
  • People
  • Friendship
  • Distance

• Midwestern people have the most judgmental assholes ever. I'm sorry, but it's true.

  

  Eddie Jemison
  • True
  • Judgmental
  • Assholes

• You're being mean to someone who's helping you. What is that? Everyone knows who the assholes are, and I avoid them.

  

  Steven Soderbergh
  • Knows
  • Helping
  • Assholes

• The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.

  

  Gerard Way My Chemical Romance
  • Job
  • Devil
  • Deal

• Few people become assholes reluctantly.

  

  Geoffrey Nunberg
  • People
  • Assholes

• Opinions are like assholes. Everyone’s got one. Most people are quite fond of their own, especially in private. Yet they’re not really something that should be waved around too much in public. When they are, it’s okay to ignore them, because showing them off, unsolicited, is actually kind of rude.

  

  Hanne Blank
  • Opinions
  • Assholes