Drunk Quotes

• Real data is messy. ...It's all very noisy out there. Very hard to spot the tune. Like a piano in the next room, it's playing your song, but unfortunately it's out of whack, some of the strings are missing, and the pianist is tone deaf and drunk- I mean, the noise! Impossible!

  

  Tom Stoppard
  • Real
  • Song
  • Mean

• My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

  

  George Gobel
  • Drunk
  • Uncle
  • Lived

• Drunk on the wind in my mouth,Wringing the handlebar for speed,Wild to be wreckage forever.

  

  James Dickey
  • Forever
  • Wind
  • Drunk

• I'm still terrified of flying. I really have to get drunk to fly. I've found that I've developed fears I never had before... fears of heights, claustrophobia... only in cities, though, never in the country.

  

  Jimmy Page Led Zeppelin
  • Fly
  • Flying
  • Terrified

• Faeries are unaffected by alcohol, but much to her surprise—and the faeries’ undoing—they get very, very drunk on carbonation. Using copious amounts of Coke, she was able to discover a single faerie’s true name.

  

  Kiersten White
  • Able
  • Surprise
  • Alcohol

• Even when a drunk guy, a program director, was slurring his words and telling me what to do with my career, I didn't react to him in a negative way. You kind of have to joke back with them to put them in their place.

  

  Maren Morris
  • Guy
  • Career
  • Words

• For some reason, cats are usually addressed familiarly, though no cat has ever drunk bruderschaft with anyone.

  

  Mikhail Bulgakov
  • Reason
  • Drunk
  • Bruderschaft

• If a girl is drunk is it OK to have sex with her? Yahoo Post on Phil McGraw's tweet, August 21, 2013.

  

  Phil McGraw
  • Girl
  • Sex
  • August

• The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

  

  Joe Garagiola
  • Drunk

• My approach to writing and recording now is pretty much the same as when I started. Except now I worry even less about what people will think of what I made. And I am not drunk.

  

  Erin McKeown
  • People
  • Worry
  • Made

• I liked you better when you were drunk .

  

  Tom Hardy
  • Drunk

• Once you get involved with bloodsport litigation, you can not only get drunk on your own greed but start to believe your own lies.

  

  Eric Reed Boucher
  • Believe
  • Lies
  • Greed

• If somebody told me, "Not a good idea," I would've said, "No, it's probably a good idea if you get drunk with me." I would've flipped it around on them. There was no way you could tell me anything. I wasn't listening to any type of reason.

  

  Reginald Arvizu
  • Reason
  • Ideas
  • Listening

• There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.

  

  Jesse Ventura
  • Question
  • Driving
  • Drunk

• God may do something silly at any time, because, like any lover, God does not reason. God is drunk with love.

  

  Ernesto Cardenal
  • God
  • Reason
  • Lover

• And with glorious triumph, they Rode through England proud and gay, Drunk as with intoxication Of the wine of desolation.

  

  Percy Bysshe Shelley
  • Proud
  • Gay
  • Wine

• I got high on psychedelics before I was ever drunk. I never smoked. Then LSD came by. And to me it was the most wonderful thing that had ever happened... And, of course, the best drugs ever were manufactured by the government.

  

  Ken Kesey
  • High
  • Drunk

• Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar.

  

  Willa Cather
  • Men
  • Alcohol
  • Foolish

• All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals secrets, is quarrelsome, lascivious, impudent, dangerous and mad. In fine, he that is drunk is not a man: because he is so long void of Reason, that distinguishes a Man from a Beast.

  

  William Penn
  • Men
  • Long
  • Mad

• There isn’t a nightclub in the world that you can sit in for a long time unless you can at least buy some liquor and get drunk. Or unless you’re with some girl that really knocks you out.

  

  J. D. Salinger
  • Time
  • World
  • Long

• There are people who have an image of me as being rude and inconsiderate. But I'm completely the opposite, because I was raised not to be. I might have been tripping over myself drunk, but I was always courteous.

  

  Slash Guns N' Roses
  • Drunk
  • Image
  • Courteous

• I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to that drunk thing, not that I've ever done that myself. I've had a lot of practice. Let's be honest.

  

  Leslie Mann
  • People
  • Practice
  • Honest

• Everyone's drunk on the term 'blog.'

  

  Jason Calacanis
  • Drunk

• Write drunk; edit sober.

  

  Ernest Hemingway
  • Writing
  • Drinking
  • Sober

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