Penis Quotes
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If a woman is old enough to push a ten-pound child through her birth canal, she can hear words like ‘penis’ and ‘cervix.’ These are medical terms, Miss Charingford, not obscenities.
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Are you sure that’s meat? That looks like a penis.
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Objecting to the diagnosis of penis envy was a sure sign of penis envy.
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Oh, thank God. It wasn’t the penis talk.
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Here's one, here's one! When my boyfriend and I have sex, his penis sometimes slips out!
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Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.
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Women don't have dicks and they don't want dicks. That amateur psychology crap that women want penises. And they certainly don't want testicles. Because you know no women in her right mind is going to carry around a bag that she can't put stuff in.
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I heard this one rumour that I have a small penis. That's just fuckin' ridiculous.
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I think anyone who stops at a gas station at night is up to no good. I think that if cops want to stop drunk driving, they should hide out in the bushes at the Taco Bell drive-through. I think if you're a guy and you pull down your pants and the girl you're with starts texting, you have a small penis.
