Eugene Mirman Quotes
Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.
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I really honestly can't see myself as a lawyer. It's pretty much safe to say I'll never become one.
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I was raised Catholic, and my grandmother taught me to stay. As a teenager, I thought if you went on a date, you should stay for a couple of years. I didn't realize that if he wasn't your cup of tea, you got to leave.
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My manager and I were broke for about three years together. That was the worst time of our lives and the best time of our lives. You have nothing, and it also is this great blank canvas of how to be inspired and how to dream up your whole life out of nothing.
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The rudiment of verse may, possibly, be found in the spondee.
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I'm a little bit of a hippie at heart, so I always wear things that are comfortable and flowing.
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I don't like to have too many makeup artists around, so I always like to do my own.
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All I want is to have my peace of mind...
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It seems sometimes as if one were powerless to do any more from within to overcome troubles, and that help must come from without.
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Sin thrives in the dungeon, but slap it on the table for all to see, and it withers rather quickly.
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He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.
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It isn't working that's so hard, it's getting ready to work.
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Development is among the most important long-term multilateral agendas existing today. As we all know, lasting peace cannot be achieved unless large population groups find ways in which to break out of poverty.
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They're sharing a drink they call lonliness, but it's better than drinking alone.
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It was also a new role for me as a writer, because I wanted to just be there to serve Sam. I recognized that this picture would be "a Sam Fuller movie," and I was just trying, in whatever way I could, to help him get what he wanted.
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As long as my face is on page one, I don't care what they say about me on page seventeen.
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Every time somebody calls me out or tries to start something, it's motivation.
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I love the creative process. That's always been the closest thing to my heart, creating something.
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I like girls, they make me feel funny. That's why I like Daniel, he's a femme. He makes me feel funny.
