Absurd Quotes
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'The Critic' was so absurd, and I loved that. I loved working with Jon Lovitz, I think he's got a great, great voice for animation.
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Life itself is pretty funny when you realize how absurd it can be.
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Man is able to do what he is unable to imagine. His head trails a wake through the galaxy of the absurd.
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There can be no such thing as 'fairness in taxation.' Taxation is nothing but organized theft, and the concept of a 'fair tax' is therefore every bit as absurd as that of 'fair theft.'
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Forks are absurd, he scoffed. They insult your food. They make it think you're killing it twice.
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The absurd depends as much on man as on the world. For the moment, it is all that links them together.
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The absurd has meaning only in so far as it is not agreed to.
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I believe in God, which means I am open to some absurd possibilities. But I understand the power of that faith, and I understand the metaphor of that belief.
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[Quantum mechanics] describes nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense. And yet it fully agrees with experiment. So I hope you can accept nature as She is - absurd.
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To Yossarian, the idea of pennants as prizes was absurd. No money went with them, no class privileges. Like Olympic medals and tennis trophies, all they signified was that the owner had done something of no benefit to anyone more capably than everyone else.
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The realization that life is absurd cannot be an end, but only a beginning.
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Broken people say awful things and do incredibly absurd things.
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One is always willfully absurd.... If one does not say silly things with a purpose, then he is merely an idiot.
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Humor is the sense of the Absurd which is despair refusing to take itself seriously.
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I believe because it is absurd.
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We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd.
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In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd.
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Whether you're gay or straight, with a physical disability, your skin's a different color, it's absurd in this age to not be aware and be concerned of the inequity in rights.
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There is no necessity in this world that requires you to have an absurd amount of money.
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The trouble with an alarm clock is that what seems sensible when you set it seems absurd when it goes off
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...the total number of galaxies in the universe seems to be in the region of ten billion, and that each of them has about a hundred billion stars the size of the sun. These numbers are so absurd that I strangely find myself in a good mood. It's all so immense. I think Paul feels a bit like this as well. There is so little I can do to make a difference. It is liberating.
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The idea of trying able to explain why you do what you do is absurd.
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It is, after all, absurd that in 2017 women are still at best second-class citizens.
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It is false to believe that the sun revolves around the earth, but it is not absurd.
