Absurd Quotes
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On Being John Malkovich and the cinema of the absurd, I do enjoy it. I wish there were more like it. The very fact that there can't be more like it is one of the reasons it's admirable.
Carter Burwell
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'The Critic' was so absurd, and I loved that. I loved working with Jon Lovitz, I think he's got a great, great voice for animation.
Rich Moore
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The power to regulate the value of money does not involve a power to dilute the value of money by inflation, an absurd and self-serving rendering.
Thomas Woods
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There can be no such thing as 'fairness in taxation.' Taxation is nothing but organized theft, and the concept of a 'fair tax' is therefore every bit as absurd as that of 'fair theft.'
Murray Rothbard
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Saying that fights in Japan were fixed and that me, along with other guys like Silva, Minotauro, etc., did not win those fights legitimately is an ultimate and absurd nonsense.
Mirko Cro Cop
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I have little left in myself -- I must have you. The world may laugh -- may call me absurd, selfish -- but it does not signify. My very soul demands you: it will be satisfied, or it will take deadly vengeance on its frame.
Charlotte Bronte
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Forks are absurd, he scoffed. They insult your food. They make it think you're killing it twice.
Clare B. Dunkle
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I said that the world is absurd, but I was too hasty. This world in itself is not reasonable, that is all that can be said. But what is absurd is the confrontation of this irrational and the wild longing for clarity whose call echoes in the human heart.
Albert Camus
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...the total number of galaxies in the universe seems to be in the region of ten billion, and that each of them has about a hundred billion stars the size of the sun. These numbers are so absurd that I strangely find myself in a good mood. It's all so immense. I think Paul feels a bit like this as well. There is so little I can do to make a difference. It is liberating.
Erlend Loe
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I believe because it is absurd.
Tertullian
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I believe in God, which means I am open to some absurd possibilities. But I understand the power of that faith, and I understand the metaphor of that belief.
Reza Aslan
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Life itself is pretty funny when you realize how absurd it can be.
Ray Stevenson
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There is no necessity in this world that requires you to have an absurd amount of money.
Tones and I
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The trouble with an alarm clock is that what seems sensible when you set it seems absurd when it goes off
Rex Stout
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It is, after all, absurd that in 2017 women are still at best second-class citizens.
Catherine Mayer
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The idea of trying able to explain why you do what you do is absurd.
Milton Glaser
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The heart has its order, the mind has its own, which uses principles and demonstrations. The heart has a different one. We do not prove that we ought to be loved by setting out in order the causes of love; that would be absurd.
Blaise Pascal
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The absurd depends as much on man as on the world. For the moment, it is all that links them together.
Albert Camus
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One is always willfully absurd.... If one does not say silly things with a purpose, then he is merely an idiot.
Galen Beckett
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Humor is the sense of the Absurd which is despair refusing to take itself seriously.
Arland Ussher
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Whether you're gay or straight, with a physical disability, your skin's a different color, it's absurd in this age to not be aware and be concerned of the inequity in rights.
Carson Kressley
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We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd.
Howard Stern
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In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd.
Miguel de Cervantes
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Only he who attempts the absurd is capable of achieving the impossible.
Miguel de Unamuno