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		Those are the ladies sitting in church. And in the same way that they might feel a joy and release on Sunday, they are still going to work on Monday. And that's who I was listening to during this process. And if at the end of my presidency they feel like I did a pretty good job, then I'll feel pretty good.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Barack Obama
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Being able to swing in and host the 'Today' show when they call me, it certainly is a new experience that I have a lot of fun with, and it's different than being in the middle of the ring in 'Monday Night Raw.'
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				John Cena
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		We always feel better in anticipation. You don't think about something and think 'Aw, it's gonna be shitty.' NO! You say 'This is gonna be the greatest weekend ever! Sonuvabitch!' And then, by Monday, you're throwing up and you're thinking 'You know, I always thought those guys were pricks!'
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Lewis Black
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Hey, I know it's Monday, but it's also a new day, a new week and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Michael Ealy
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		People tell me if I don't eat vegetables, I'm going to get scurvy. Well, what the hell. But I was never overweight as a player. There was a clause in my contract that said I had to weigh in at 270 every Friday morning. I always made it. I'd have dinner on Monday, and then I wouldn't eat until Friday.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Art Donovan
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		We usually break our records every Monday, so we'll see what turns up tonight after midnight. Next month it'll probably be higher, which is always weird.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Drew Curtis
			
		
	
	
  
	 
	
		
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		My creative process is a bit manic at times, to be honest. I wake up Monday and Thursday stressed because I don't have a video. I usually - with the exception of maybe a handful of videos - wake up, write the video, shoot the video, edit the video, release the video all in the same day.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Lilly Singh
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I like it that after that first Monday, it's all Sundays until the last Saturday, but I think they should have a rule that if you play on Monday night, you should get to play at home the next week.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Joe Gibbs
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Monday Night Football started in 1970, and when it started, it was something extremely special because sports had not been aired in prime time. So, it was a novelty, and a lot of people thought it wouldn't work, and, of course, it worked spectacularly well.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Al Michaels
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I am not a woman on Monday, an immigrant on Tuesday, a worker on Wednesday, and a mom on Thursday, I am all of those things all of the time, and I am going to fight for all of those things all of the time.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Pramila Jayapal
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		The Hamptons are filled with people who are winners Monday through Friday.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Jerry Della Femina
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Alan Jay Lerner
			
		
	
	
  
	 
	
		
		
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		I actually think the whole concept of retirement is a bit stupid, so yes, I do want to do something else. There is this strange thing that just because chronologically on a Friday night you have reached a certain age... with all that experience, how can it be that on a Monday morning, you are useless?
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Stuart Rose
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		People build continuity into their life: Places, friends and goals. We go to work on Monday with plans for Friday night, enroll as freshmen intending to be seniors and save money for retirement. We try to control what comes next and shape it to meet our will.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Nathaniel Fick
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Variant reported in Time magazine, Monday, Feb. 17, 1947
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				John Maynard Keynes
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I'm currently doing a Soul Pancake show called Top of the Monday, which is basically a good morning news show. It's just me being silly, telling people about good news that's going on in the world, putting them in the mood to start their week.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Zach Anner