Jerk Quotes
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There's a saying that when you go on traveling tours, you get to know whom the designated jerk is going to be within three days, and if you don't know it by then, you're the jerk.
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I jerk off 'til I bust blood.
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I act like a jerk sometimes.
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The telephone is a great knee-jerk machine, but if you really want to tell someone how you feel, you need the slowness of the letter. In a society where everything is fast, it's like going out in the country and looking up at the stars.
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As soon as you start preaching, nobody wants to hear you because then you're a jerk.
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I try not to be a jerk. I really do. I try to be nice and cordial.
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When you've been hurt, you don't make excuses for the jerk who hurt you. That's his mama's job.
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I don't want to be known as a jerk forever.
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Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you're going to get somewhere.
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Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?
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Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm not. I think most people are kind of a jerk once in a while.
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I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
