Jerk Quotes
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Never burn bridges. Today's junior jerk, tomorrow's senior partner.
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I act like a jerk sometimes.
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I jerk off 'til I bust blood.
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I try not to be a jerk. I really do. I try to be nice and cordial.
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The telephone is a great knee-jerk machine, but if you really want to tell someone how you feel, you need the slowness of the letter. In a society where everything is fast, it's like going out in the country and looking up at the stars.
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As soon as you start preaching, nobody wants to hear you because then you're a jerk.
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When you've been hurt, you don't make excuses for the jerk who hurt you. That's his mama's job.
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I don't want to be known as a jerk forever.
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Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you're going to get somewhere.
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I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
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Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?
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Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm not. I think most people are kind of a jerk once in a while.
