Cows Quotes
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Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.
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Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.
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Cows are gentle, interesting animals.
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I could make up characters till the cows came home. Plot's what hard. Very hard.
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Total contentment is only for cows.
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Triceratops is very common: they are the cows of the Cretaceous; they are everywhere.
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If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.
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I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, "WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES???
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A dairymaid can milk cows to the glory of God.
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Indian yellow, banned. Cows were poisoned with mango leaves and the colour was made from their urine. It is the bright yellow in Indian miniatures. Although yellow occupies one-twentieth of the spectrum, it is the brightest colour.
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I like cows very much. I like their big eyes and they moo a lot and they don't do any harm.
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Cease, cows, life is short.
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It is not part of religion to breed buffaloes or, for that matter, cows.
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The difference between a cow and a bean is a bean can begin an adventure.
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When I lived in rural Oxfordshire, I was walking home across a field when I stroked a cow. The damn thing butted me in the orchestras.
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Hattie.' Grace patted my arm. 'My cows sing better than you do.
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There's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now, two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.
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Even if you feed the cow cocoa you will not get chocolate.
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Lebanon can choose to be either a partner in ridding the scourge of terrorism or another obstacle that cows to the most radical elements of society.
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The music industry has completely restructured itself in the last couple of years because it hasn't been making money. Labels are signing bands they trust as artistic entities, instead of cash cows. They're signing bands because they believe that the bands have tastes beyond anything they could concoct themselves.
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Nowhere in the world would you find such skeletons of cows and bullocks as you do in our cow-worshipping India.
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What?s wrong about eating cows? What do you think god made them for? Their big, their stupid, their delicious. You want more reasons? I never met an animal more prepared to die than a cow. Next time you go to the farm look at a cow in the eyes, it is begging you for a bullet.
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Maple-trees are the cows of trees (spring-milked).
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Cows in India occupy the same position in society as women did in England before they got the vote. Woman was revered but not encouraged. Her life was one long obstacle race owing to the anxiety of man to put pedestals at her feet. While she was falling over the pedestals she was soothingly told that she must occupy a Place Apart - and indeed, so far Apart did her place prove to be that it was practically out of earshot. The cow in India finds her position equally lofty and tiresome. You practically never see a happy cow in India.
