Peanut Butter Quotes
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I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert.
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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
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Rice cakes and peanut butter is my favorite snack in the whole wide world.
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I always had a knack for putting the peanut butter on the bread. My brother Kevin knew how to spread the jelly around real good. When we found out Joe could cut off the crusts, well, that's when we knew we had something special.
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No heartbreak has grieved me as much to discover, the calorie content of my peanut butter.
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I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what's even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there.
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Peanut butter is my frenemy.
