Alligator Quotes

• Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek.

  

  Dan Rather
  • You
  • Wisdom
  • Alligator

• Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.

  

  Cordell Hull
  • River
  • Alligator

• I dislike the word 'emerging artist.' Emerging connotes to me an alligator coming up from the water. I consider all artists to be artists, not rising, emerging, amateur, beginning, but the real thing.

  

  Jack White The White Stripes
  • Beginning
  • Artist
  • Alligator

• When I was young, I had a big problem with warts. It started with one on the side of my little finger. A year later, I had it on all my fingers. My hands looked like the hands of an alligator. So I fist bumped people instead of shaking hands for a few years.

  

  Berhan Ahmed
  • Problem
  • Hands
  • Fingers

• A gun is not a weapon! It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator.

  

  Homer
  • Gun
  • Weapon
  • Alligator

• You can try to get an alligator to do a gravity bong hit, but you'll probably just get your ass bit.

  

  Aesop Dekker
  • Hit
  • Bit
  • Alligator

• The Carthage traffic cop has an alligator in his bathtub!

  

  Elizabeth Enright
  • Cop
  • Traffic
  • Alligator

• Aware that a man has no more chance with a woman, armed with the offensive and defensive weapons of tongue, tears, nails, and bamboo, than in a river with an alligator, I, for the first time in my life, acted prudently, and fled the fight.

  

  Edward John Trelawny
  • Chance
  • Fight
  • Weapons