Santa Claus Quotes

• Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.

  

  Samuel Butler
  • Nobody
  • Santa
  • Santa Claus

• I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer.

  

  Nicki Minaj
  • Bragging
  • Santa
  • Hoe

• Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.

  

  Milton Berle
  • Suicide
  • Neighbour
  • Christmas Eve

• Santa Claus was white and everything bad was black. The little ugly duckling was the black duck, and the black cat was the bad luck. And if I threaten you, I'm going to blackmail you.I said, 'Momma, why don't they call it 'whitemail'? They lie too.'

  

  Muhammad Ali
  • Santa Claus
  • Blackmail
  • Bad Luck

• I had this grand idea that Elvira's kind of the Santa Claus of Halloween - at the malls, you'd have an Elvira there. Girls would dress as Elvira just like guys dress as Santa Claus, and it's not the real thing, but they'll pose for pictures, sign autographs. Of course, I couldn't go around to every mall, so we'd have to get more Elviras.

  

  Cassandra Peterson
  • Halloween
  • Elvira
  • Mall

• It's easy to look like Santa Claus when you don't have to buy the groceries.

  

  Claire Cook
  • Buy
  • Look Like
  • Groceries

• But chiefly, no lies! No lies about there being a Santa Claus or about the world being full of noble and honorable people all eager to help each other and do good to each other. I'll tell her there are honor and goodness in the world, the same as there are diamonds and radium.

  

  Marilyn Monroe
  • Help
  • Honor
  • Diamonds

• I don't really miss God but I sure miss Santa Claus!

  

  Courtney Love
  • God
  • Santa Claus

• I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.

  

  Barbara Bretton
  • Believe
  • Santa Claus

• I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.

  

  Thomas Edward Yorke Atoms for Peace
  • Mother
  • Santa Claus

• When I was 21 years old, I had a job playing Santa Claus in a shopping centre in Sacramento. I was rail thin, so it's not like I was a traditional Santa Claus even then. I had a square stomach; that was the shape of the sofa cushion that I had stuffed into my pants.

  

  Tom Hanks
  • Job
  • Santa Claus
  • Sacramento

• I wanted to ask a thousand questions, but there was no one to ask. Besides I knew that people only told lies to children-lies about everything from soup to Santa Claus.

  

  Marilyn Monroe
  • Children
  • Lies
  • Questions

• Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!

  

  Gene Autry
  • Right
  • Comes
  • Santa Claus

• It's like giving up a belief in Santa Claus.

  

  Burton Malkiel
  • Belief
  • Santa Claus

• I'm trying to get far away from [picturing God as] Gandalf or Santa Claus.

  

  William P. Young
  • God
  • Trying
  • Santa Claus

• For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus.

  

  Rickie Lee Jones
  • People
  • Santa Claus

• I'd like Santa Claus to give Wes Anderson, the director, enough money in his next budget for an aerial shot - just a little copter shot. He really wanted this one helicopter shot, and Disney wouldn't give him the money. Just wouldn't give him the money. Every day, he was talking to the studio about this helicopter shot.

  

  Bill Murray
  • Money
  • Director
  • Budget

• Guys who dress up like Santa Claus, see, and give presents away do it because when they was young they must have did something bad and they feel guilty about it. So now they do something they think is good to make up for it, see?

  

  George Sewell
  • Good
  • Guilty
  • Guys

• This Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found.

  

  Paul Park
  • Jesus
  • Christmas
  • Santa Claus