Spoons Quotes
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You bought me some forks. And knives. And spoons. Because you love me!
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GATHERING LEAVES Spades take up leaves No better than spoons, And bags full of leaves Are light as balloons. I make a great noise Of rustling all day Like rabbit and deer Running away. But the mountains I raise Elude my embrace, Flowing over my arms And into my face. I may load and unload Again and again Till I fill the whole shed, And what have I then? Next to nothing for weight, And since they grew duller From contact with earth, Next to nothing for color. Next to nothing for use. But a crop is a crop, And who's to say where The harvest shall stop?
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Jack was balancing a spoon on his nose when I walked in. "You," I said knocking it off his face. "Me!" He answered cheerfully.
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When people ask me which I would rather give up, writing or medicine, it's like being asked which eye I'd prefer to have poked out with a spoon: neither, and please use a fork.
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I have a phobia of spoons I haven't used one in about 10 years.
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Franchises and chains have come to dominate small communities, but those same chains have eliminated a lot of the greasy spoons, places you didn't want to eat in the first place.
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Slotted spoons don't hold much soup.
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I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.
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A father is nowhere near as valuable as a spoon.
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The area was encompassed in a bubble of warm, fragrant steam from the funnel cake deep fryers. It smelled like sweet vanilla cake batter you licked off a spoon.
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I've always had a strange fear of spoons.
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I boil my tears in a twisted spoon And dance like an angel on the point of a needle.
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Many comedians consider themselves to be cutting edge. But why do we have to use the knife for the analogy. Let's use the spoon. I like to consider myself the big bowl-like area of the spoon that holds all the stuff you like.
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I like sporks. They're like spoons, but you can poke people with them.
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Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
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The time is past when Christians in America can take a long spoon and hand the gospel to the black man out the back door.
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Question your tea spoons.
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A man that's fond precociously of stirring, Must be a spoon.
