Fats Quotes
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I don't really want to be fat, so I stop before I am. I'm not a vegetarian, but I might go through a phase when I'm not interested in eating protein for a week or so, and then I might go through a phase when I eat nothing but steak.
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As women, we can't look old. We can't be fat. We're supposed to look like the 14-year-old models in Vogue, who are younger and younger and skinnier and skinnier, and they are air-brushed and contoured and Photoshopped.
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People can say you're fat because you're filling a void, or you eat for all these emotional reasons. I said, 'I don't need to focus on this anymore. It doesn't matter why I'm fat. Let's fix it.
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And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor.
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To clarify, the issue isn’t that I’m too fat, it’s that I’m too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT!
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When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause.
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I know a fat girl, she wears an orange skirt. You give her twenty dollars and you can do your work.
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Fat paunches have lean pates, and dainty bits Make rich the ribs, but backrout quite the wits.
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When I am grown up I shall carry a notebook—a fat book with many pages, methodically lettered. I shall enter my phrases.
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Look at that fat kid, in the audience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please remove him, that fat kid, over there, by the pies.
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Adele is another problem. I never said that she was fat. I said that she was a little roundish; a little roundish is not fat. But for such a beautiful girl... after that she lost eight kilos [17.6 pounds] so I think the message was not that bad.
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When you breast feed your child, that breast milk that nature starts us out on has almost the same percentage of polyunsaturated, monounsaturated and saturated fat as butter. So nature clearly wanted us to have a high fat diet.
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Then I put a fat rabbit on a Craftmatic!
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They grew fat and happy--the horses, not the children, or Marlena for that matter.
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About the only other thing I'd want would be a wider neck. My fingers are so fat that sometimes I deaden the string next to the one I'm fretting.
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If I can catch him once upon the hip, I will feed fat the ancient grudge I bear him.
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I'm worried about losing my hair. I think if I lost my hair, I'd lose a lot of parts. And I don't want to get fat. I'm always worried about that.
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Making love to a fat woman sure is a treat, because I'm here to tell you that meat hold heat.
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I have a little mantra: My fear grows fat on the energy I feed it. And if it grows very big, it probably happens.
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I spent my whole single life trying to be thin just to find someone who'd love me once I got fat.
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Life, if you're fat is a minefield--you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up.
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I don't want to play the fat guy or the friend for the rest of my life
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I look back at pictures of myself and I remember thinking, "I was so fat when I was growing up. I was 165 pounds when I graduated from high school. I was a mess".
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I've done everything every fat person ever has. I've tried every diet.
