Fats Quotes
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The dumpling is indeed of more ancient institution, and of foreign origin; but alas, what were those dumplings? Nothing but a few lentils sodden together, moisten'd and cemented with a little seeth'd fat.
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When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause.
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Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.
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If you ain't got a fat woman, you're making a big mistake, because a big fat woman tastes as good as a T-bone steak.
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I don't really want to be fat, so I stop before I am. I'm not a vegetarian, but I might go through a phase when I'm not interested in eating protein for a week or so, and then I might go through a phase when I eat nothing but steak.
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I know a fat girl, she wears an orange skirt. You give her twenty dollars and you can do your work.
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People can say you're fat because you're filling a void, or you eat for all these emotional reasons. I said, 'I don't need to focus on this anymore. It doesn't matter why I'm fat. Let's fix it.
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Fat paunches have lean pates, and dainty bits Make rich the ribs, but backrout quite the wits.
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When you breast feed your child, that breast milk that nature starts us out on has almost the same percentage of polyunsaturated, monounsaturated and saturated fat as butter. So nature clearly wanted us to have a high fat diet.
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Adele is another problem. I never said that she was fat. I said that she was a little roundish; a little roundish is not fat. But for such a beautiful girl... after that she lost eight kilos [17.6 pounds] so I think the message was not that bad.
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Look at that fat kid, in the audience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please remove him, that fat kid, over there, by the pies.
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Then I put a fat rabbit on a Craftmatic!
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If I can catch him once upon the hip, I will feed fat the ancient grudge I bear him.
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Making love to a fat woman sure is a treat, because I'm here to tell you that meat hold heat.
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When I am grown up I shall carry a notebook—a fat book with many pages, methodically lettered. I shall enter my phrases.
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About the only other thing I'd want would be a wider neck. My fingers are so fat that sometimes I deaden the string next to the one I'm fretting.
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I'm worried about losing my hair. I think if I lost my hair, I'd lose a lot of parts. And I don't want to get fat. I'm always worried about that.
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I don't want to play the fat guy or the friend for the rest of my life
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Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that.
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I spent my whole single life trying to be thin just to find someone who'd love me once I got fat.
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They grew fat and happy--the horses, not the children, or Marlena for that matter.
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Bear hunting? Come on up and we'll fix you up, you betcha. Just be sure you bring some hunting buddies with you, preferably fat ones who can't run as fast as you.
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Look at it this way: I might be saying you're fat, but at least I'm not punching you in the face.' Are those the only options?' Not always. Just sometimes.
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There are nearly 30% of young people who are too fat. So let's take care of the zillions of the too fat before we talk about the percentage that's left.
