Fats Quotes
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When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause.
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There live not three good men unhanged in England; and one of them is fat and grows old.
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I don't really want to be fat, so I stop before I am. I'm not a vegetarian, but I might go through a phase when I'm not interested in eating protein for a week or so, and then I might go through a phase when I eat nothing but steak.
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Fat paunches have lean pates, and dainty bits Make rich the ribs, but backrout quite the wits.
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I know a fat girl, she wears an orange skirt. You give her twenty dollars and you can do your work.
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Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.
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The dumpling is indeed of more ancient institution, and of foreign origin; but alas, what were those dumplings? Nothing but a few lentils sodden together, moisten'd and cemented with a little seeth'd fat.
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If you ain't got a fat woman, you're making a big mistake, because a big fat woman tastes as good as a T-bone steak.
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Then I put a fat rabbit on a Craftmatic!
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Look at that fat kid, in the audience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please remove him, that fat kid, over there, by the pies.
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Adele is another problem. I never said that she was fat. I said that she was a little roundish; a little roundish is not fat. But for such a beautiful girl... after that she lost eight kilos [17.6 pounds] so I think the message was not that bad.
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When I am grown up I shall carry a notebook—a fat book with many pages, methodically lettered. I shall enter my phrases.
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When you breast feed your child, that breast milk that nature starts us out on has almost the same percentage of polyunsaturated, monounsaturated and saturated fat as butter. So nature clearly wanted us to have a high fat diet.
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If I can catch him once upon the hip, I will feed fat the ancient grudge I bear him.
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Making love to a fat woman sure is a treat, because I'm here to tell you that meat hold heat.
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About the only other thing I'd want would be a wider neck. My fingers are so fat that sometimes I deaden the string next to the one I'm fretting.
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I'm worried about losing my hair. I think if I lost my hair, I'd lose a lot of parts. And I don't want to get fat. I'm always worried about that.
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Bear hunting? Come on up and we'll fix you up, you betcha. Just be sure you bring some hunting buddies with you, preferably fat ones who can't run as fast as you.
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I look back at pictures of myself and I remember thinking, "I was so fat when I was growing up. I was 165 pounds when I graduated from high school. I was a mess".
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Life, if you're fat is a minefield--you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up.
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Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that.
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I don't want to play the fat guy or the friend for the rest of my life
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Look at it this way: I might be saying you're fat, but at least I'm not punching you in the face.' Are those the only options?' Not always. Just sometimes.
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I have a little mantra: My fear grows fat on the energy I feed it. And if it grows very big, it probably happens.
