Wife Quotes
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My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off.
Chic Murray
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If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache.... If your wife betrays you, be glad that she betrayed only you and not the nation.
Anton Chekhov
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My wife was my greatest asset. I didn't marry her until after World War II, but she has complemented me in every job I've ever had
William Westmoreland
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I tell ya, my wife, we get along good cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I go out with the boys and one night a week, she goes out with the boys.
Jack Roy
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I wrote my earliest piece for The Sunday Times about being a young wife.
Jilly Cooper
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The wife, where danger or dishonour lurks, Safest and seemliest by her husband stays, Who guards her, or with her the worst endures.
John Milton
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Every night, I say goodnight to the kids like Rajesh Khanna, muah muah, two kisses, say goodnight to my wife, and every night, I'd go to the recreation room and watch cricket with two old men.
Cyrus Broacha
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I very much hope that when my wife reads my writings so she reads it as if she is a character and not the real one. Sometimes she takes it too personally.
Sayed Kashua
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The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
W. C. Fields
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It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her.
Gary Player
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Without the discipline of having a wife to come home to, you end up just working all the time.
Anthony Goldbloom
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A man fears that conflict with his wife will lead to less intimacy, not more intimacy.
Warren Farrell
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Most fishermen swiftly learn that it's a pretty good rule never to show a favorite spot to any fisherman you wouldn't trust with your wife.
John D. Voelker
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We found that our kids enjoy those simple adventures we take as a family. I'm driving, my wife's the copilot and we give one kid a choice of what they want to go do. We eat a lot of bad food and sleep in some interesting hotels.
Mark Consuelos
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When Clinton first appeared on the national stage back in 1992, the young wife of the Arkansas governor running for president, she kept her natural-brown hair off her face with a headband.
Deborah Tannen
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There are also many things my wife can't stand about me, and there are certain capacities that she has that are different than mine. The trick is to find compatibilities.
Ian Bogost
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Afternoon with Q. Quappi, his second wife on foot, looking for butter and coals – in vain.
Max Beckmann
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I had an amazing childhood, lots of love. But my dad worked his tail off, getting up at 4 in the morning and going off at 5, 6 o'clock, yet he always had time to spend with his kids and his wife.
Criss Angel
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When I started on Disneyland, my wife used to say, 'But why do you want to build an amusement park? They're so dirty.' I told her that was just the point - mine wouldn't be.
Walt Disney
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However near and dear to you may be your wife, children, friends, they are not you; they are outside of you.
John Buchanan Robinson
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Before, back in the '50s, women didn't have as many rights as men, so they had to be that stay-at-home wife and take care of the kids all day. But now, with marriage, it's a partnership. It's not like this old traditional marriage that it once was.
Kendra Wilkinson
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I was with my wife for five years before we got married, so we've been together since I was 22.
James Marsden
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If a composer has a nice wife and some nice children, how can he let the children starve on his dissonances?
Charles Ives
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My wife was born in Korea, and we met in music college; she was there for vocal, and I was there for drums.
Anderson Paak