Stoned Quotes

• I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.

  

  Billie Joe Armstrong Green Day
  • Idiot
  • Stoned

• Out here on the perimeter there are no stars. Out here we is stoned. Immaculate.

  

  Jim Morrison The Doors
  • Stars
  • Here
  • Immaculate

• Quoting Marley as a reason to stay stoned 24/7 doesn’t hold water for me. Blessings to all my brethren and sistren!!!!!

  

  Jared Gomes (hed) P.E.
  • Reason
  • Blessings
  • Quoting

• I will get stoned and worship Satan.

  

  Kurt Cobain Nirvana
  • Worship
  • Stoned

• I don’t think it's healthy to live one’s life stoned.

  

  Jared Gomes (hed) P.E.
  • Life
  • Live
  • Think

• Have you ever been experienced? Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful.

  

  Jimi Hendrix The Jimi Hendrix Experience
  • Beautiful
  • Experienced
  • Stoned

• We all get stoned out of our gourds.

  

  J. M. Roberts
  • Stoned
  • Gourds

• Do you think God gets stoned? I think so … look at the platypus.

  

  Robin Williams
  • God
  • Stoned
  • Platypus

• Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner!

  

  Red Buttons
  • Mother
  • Dinner
  • David

• I was in college, it was my first year of college when I got the show, so I've been kinda' partying a lot and drinking a lot and I've never been stoned and when I got the show I got really serious... So I kinda stop drinking, cold turkey so I had never been stoned until... It's something that happened with Mila and Ashton.

  

  Topher Grace
  • College
  • Drinking
  • Turkey

• This morning when I left Mom's parting words were, "Come straight home after school." Wow! Like I'm going to get stoned at 3:30—it doesn't sound so bad at that.

  

  Beatrice Sparks
  • School
  • Morning
  • Stoned

• I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.

  

  Gerard Way My Chemical Romance
  • Drunk
  • Stoned