Invented Quotes
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Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.
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Humanism was not invented by man, but by a snake who suggested that the quest for autonomy might be a good idea.
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The Web forces me to be disciplined and not to waste time – but before the Web was invented, there were plenty of opportunities to do that anyway.
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England has done one thing; it has invented and established Public Opinion, which is an attempt to organize the ignorance of the community, and to elevate it to the dignity of physical force.
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Time is just something we invented to make motion seem simple.
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God invented love, and it is therefore perfect, and dogs are better at celebrating this perfection than we are. When in doubt as to how we should feel, we could do far worse than trying to live life like the dogs.
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I have invented an invaluable permanent invalid called Bunbury, in order that I may be able to go down into the country whenever I choose.
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The character I play is a wonderful compilation of things I hate about myself and things I love about myself and things that I've invented to make her even more interesting than me.
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It doesn't really feel like it's got anything to do with me. I mean, I know I wrote it, and all that and invented the characters and made it up, but it's Mike's film, so doing the press and stuff, it feels a little bit inauthentic. I was just one component of it.
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God made the bulk; the surface was invented by the devil.
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I was the shyest human ever invented, but I had a lion inside me that wouldn't shut up!
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Schopenhauer has analysed the pessimism that characterize modern thought, but Hamlet invented it.
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Whoever invented God is an idiot. God is absolutely man's worst invention.
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In the sweep of its appeal, its ability to touch every corner of humanity, football is the only game that needed to be invented.
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I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.
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Chuck Berry invented rock 'n' roll. He was one of the best songwriters of the 20th century.
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Euthanasia" is an excellent and comforting word! I am grateful to whoever invented it.
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The truth can only be recalled, never invented.
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I've long stopped worrying about who invented whom - God man or man God.
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Every generation thinks that they invented sex.
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Improvements are invented only by those who can feel that something is not good.
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Never any knowledge was delivered in the same order it was invented.
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Yes, Howard Hughes invented a bra for me. Or, he tried to. And one of the seamless ones like they have now. He was way ahead of his time. But I never wore it in 'The Outlaw'. And he never knew. He wasn't going to take my clothes off to check if I had it on. I just told him I did.
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In 1922 everything changed again. The Eskimo pie was invented; James Joyce's Ulysses was printed in Paris; snow fell on Mauna Loa, Hawaii; Babe Ruth signed a three-year contract with the New York Yankees; Eugene O'Neill was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for Drama; Frederick Douglass's home was dedicated as a national shrine; former heavyweight champion of the world Jack Johnson invented the wrench...
