Christopher Guest Quotes
People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

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I've had a pretty charmed life, so there's nothing that I need to take too seriously right now.
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Weirdly, often the more I write, the more ideas I have.
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The critical principle demanded an examination, for instance, of the contribution of different periods, thus to some extent embarking on historical linguistics.
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I warm up with my mom and make sure I understand what the songs are about and make sure I'm using the right technique. To be honest with you, I really don't practice a lot... Usually, I say a prayer and ask the Lord to sing with me and help me and stand on the stage with me.
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I know the power obedience has of making things easy which seem impossible.
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I don't know, a lot of people go crazy about 'Breaking Bad,' but I don't like the soap opera aspect of it and only following one character. I like the context to all of it, all the pieces, like 'The Wire.' It's more about the state of things; it's not about the narrative of a person.
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There are a bunch of images that are thrown in our faces all the time about what we're supposed to look like at 14, 15, 16. It's confusing. I think every woman can identify with that struggle.
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Give a talk to children and tell them dinosaurs didn't drag their tails, and you get arguments.
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Teenagers did not have, before rock 'n' roll and rhythm-and-blues - they did not have any type of music they could call their own once they got over 4 or 5 years old until they were well into their 20's and considered adults.
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There are other writers who try for subtle and minimalists effects, but I don't travel in that tribe.
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I can see myself always writing songs - but I'm not sure if I'll always want to perform.
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The man that got me into collecting sneakers in the first place was the man they call Michael Jordan. He was the one who kind of exposed me to the sneaker world - he was my favorite basketball player, and he had the best shoes.
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I always try not to overload my music with orchestration and to use only those instruments that are absolutely necessary.
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If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
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It's true that I have a wide range of interests. I like to write and paint and make music and go walking on my own and garden. In fact, gardening is probably what I enjoy doing more than anything else.
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All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to the understanding, and ends with reason. There is nothing higher than reason.
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The kind of thing I'm good at is knowing every politician in the state and remembering where he itches. And I know where to scratch him.
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The coolest thing about the series is that we stay very true to the books; it would be silly for us not to, because the books are exactly what the fans want to see. There's an action side to it, which I love, and there are werewolves now. There aren't just vampires. There's a wolf pack.
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You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke.
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I do think that what's wonderful in life is that we gain perspective as we take on different roles that are mind and heart opening.
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It's such an advantage to be able to hit short irons low on command. When it's windy, you'll hit more greens. But low shots are a great strategy in calm conditions, too: The less time the ball hangs in the air, the less time it has to stray off line from the flagstick.
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People hate what they don't understand and try to destroy it.
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People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.