Joe Walsh Quotes
We'll have first-aid golf carts outfitted so you can lay people on a stretcher, just like we had at the old stadium.
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The good part is if I play a solid round of golf, it will be very hard for the others to beat me. And that's all I'm thinking about.
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I learnt tennis, swimming, basketball and several others, but the sport I loved the most was golf.
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For me, take Tiger Woods. I always thought he was great, but I never truly understood how good he was until I had the chance to go to Tiger Woods Golf Camp. He taught me how to swing and was hitting the ball, and this dude was unreal.
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There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.
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To be consistently effective, you must put a certain distance between yourself and what happens to you on the golf course. This is not indifference, it's detachment.
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Lots of people still don't think of golf as a sport.
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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
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Locker rooms and grill rooms are still the best places to find out things you don't know - at the Masters or any other golf tournament.
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The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish.
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I never worried about money, except that I knew that all I had to worry about was golf. As long as I could play, I was going to make money.
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Of course, Dwight D. Eisenhower gets credit for doing more for golf than any other White House resident, a mid- to high-handicapper though he was.
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I challenge myself everywhere, onstage, on the golf course. Hey, isn't that the point of it all? To keep getting better? Otherwise why do it?
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I quickly discovered that trying to go play golf while living in Manhattan was about as easy as trying to grab a taxi while standing out in front of Saks Fifth Avenue in the freezing rain on the last shopping day before Christmas.
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I know the joy of skating on a clear cold day. I know the joy of getting off a perfect drive in golf. I know the delight of a fine meal after a long walk. These are real and wholesome, but all of them put together can not approach the thrill of ridding yourself of fear!
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I like to play what I call a-motional golf. Emotion doesn't grab me that much.
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I don't cover golf tournaments anymore - I preside over them.
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I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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Well, they're Southern people, and if they know you are working at home they think nothing of walking right in for coffee. But they wouldn't dream of interrupting you at golf.
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I play golf just about every week. I'm playing on the Senior Tour now - super seniors - I'm a super senior.
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Jesus wept; Voltaire smiled. From that divine tear and from that human smile is derived the grace of present civilization.
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My father used to get me to read the newspaper to him, as if I was a radio. I would stand there and read the 'Times.'
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The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it is true; he thinks it is true because he gets pleasure out of it.
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We'll have first-aid golf carts outfitted so you can lay people on a stretcher, just like we had at the old stadium.
