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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
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Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
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There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
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You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
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Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
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The only thing I really ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That's my life. Drawing.
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Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
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It seems beyond the comprehension of people that someone can be born to draw comic strips, but I think I was. My ambition from earliest memory was to produce a daily comic strip.
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Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
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A cartoonist is someone who has to draw the same thing day after day without repeating himself.
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Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
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The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.
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If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books - but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!
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A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
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I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
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I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
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Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
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That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.