Charlie Shrem Quotes
I spend thousands of dollars on lawyers every day just to make sure that I'm not gonna go to jail.
Quotes to Explore
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I love to smell like roses, literally all day!
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Don't let the fear of the time it will take to accomplish something stand in the way of your doing it. The time will pass anyway; we might just as well put that passing time to the best possible use.
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I know that people everywhere listen to hip-hop, but especially being from the South, you really get that influence. You go out, you party, and it's just always there. Also, I grew up listening and loving reggae music, too.
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If everybody, every day, would try to do one thing that pulls them beyond themselves the world will start being a better place.
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How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.
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I am only interested in bad taste if I can enjoy a gruesome tango or watch a movie that makes me cry.
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We have plenty of technologies we could use to destroy the planet, and we don't. There's more love on this planet than hate; there's more creativity than destructive power.
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I think someone should explain to the child that it's OK to make mistakes. That's how we learn. When we compete, we make mistakes.
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Money is a kind of poetry.
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But death's acquisitive instincts will win.
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When you have your best stuff, it's a lot easier to pitch.
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I was always the youngest boy in my class at high school. I have retained this feeling of being the youngest, even though now I am almost the oldest person I know.
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I had internal bleeding with blood clots on the brain. I was completely blind and deaf. I had a heart attack and a stroke.
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I've taken clowns into the war in Bosnia, the refugee camps of Kosovo, and none of those are any more important than clowning in a subway or an elevator or just walking down the street.
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We all have our own little thing, I think.
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The Monsters & Strangerz, I love them so much.
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To fight against the infidels is Jihad; but to fight against your evil self is greater Jihad.
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When you start something new, you can be sure that the first few years will be full of failures and disappointments.
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For exams, I swotted so hard because I couldn't bear the thought of not coming first.
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It is my growing conviction that the Baptist churches in America are behind the age in missionary spirit. They now and then make a spasmodic effort to throw off a nightmare debt of some years' accumulation, and then sink back into unconscious repose.
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The real war is not between the West and the East. The real war is between intelligent and stupid people.
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Sandworms...you know I hate 'em!
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I spend thousands of dollars on lawyers every day just to make sure that I'm not gonna go to jail.
