Charlie Shrem Quotes
I spend thousands of dollars on lawyers every day just to make sure that I'm not gonna go to jail.

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I love to smell like roses, literally all day!
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Don't let the fear of the time it will take to accomplish something stand in the way of your doing it. The time will pass anyway; we might just as well put that passing time to the best possible use.
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I know that people everywhere listen to hip-hop, but especially being from the South, you really get that influence. You go out, you party, and it's just always there. Also, I grew up listening and loving reggae music, too.
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If everybody, every day, would try to do one thing that pulls them beyond themselves the world will start being a better place.
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I am only interested in bad taste if I can enjoy a gruesome tango or watch a movie that makes me cry.
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We have plenty of technologies we could use to destroy the planet, and we don't. There's more love on this planet than hate; there's more creativity than destructive power.
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I think someone should explain to the child that it's OK to make mistakes. That's how we learn. When we compete, we make mistakes.
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Money is a kind of poetry.
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But death's acquisitive instincts will win.
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When you have your best stuff, it's a lot easier to pitch.
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I was always the youngest boy in my class at high school. I have retained this feeling of being the youngest, even though now I am almost the oldest person I know.
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I had internal bleeding with blood clots on the brain. I was completely blind and deaf. I had a heart attack and a stroke.
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I've taken clowns into the war in Bosnia, the refugee camps of Kosovo, and none of those are any more important than clowning in a subway or an elevator or just walking down the street.
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We all have our own little thing, I think.
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The Monsters & Strangerz, I love them so much.
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To fight against the infidels is Jihad; but to fight against your evil self is greater Jihad.
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When you start something new, you can be sure that the first few years will be full of failures and disappointments.
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Everyone of my generation who preached free love is responsible for AIDS.
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I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner.
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I would never go to a place and live there because the weather was good or the scenery was beautiful or the architecture was wonderful. I would only go because the people are kind, and in America, everybody's your friend and happiness rains down from the sky.
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This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!
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I look out this window and think this is a cosmos, this is a huge creation, this is one small corner of it. The trees and the birds and everything else and I am part of it. I didn't ask to be put here. I've been lucky finding myself here.
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I spend thousands of dollars on lawyers every day just to make sure that I'm not gonna go to jail.