Charlie Shrem Quotes
I spend thousands of dollars on lawyers every day just to make sure that I'm not gonna go to jail.
Quotes to Explore
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I love to smell like roses, literally all day!
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Don't let the fear of the time it will take to accomplish something stand in the way of your doing it. The time will pass anyway; we might just as well put that passing time to the best possible use.
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I know that people everywhere listen to hip-hop, but especially being from the South, you really get that influence. You go out, you party, and it's just always there. Also, I grew up listening and loving reggae music, too.
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If everybody, every day, would try to do one thing that pulls them beyond themselves the world will start being a better place.
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How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.
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I am only interested in bad taste if I can enjoy a gruesome tango or watch a movie that makes me cry.
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We have plenty of technologies we could use to destroy the planet, and we don't. There's more love on this planet than hate; there's more creativity than destructive power.
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I think someone should explain to the child that it's OK to make mistakes. That's how we learn. When we compete, we make mistakes.
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Money is a kind of poetry.
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But death's acquisitive instincts will win.
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When you have your best stuff, it's a lot easier to pitch.
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I was always the youngest boy in my class at high school. I have retained this feeling of being the youngest, even though now I am almost the oldest person I know.
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I had internal bleeding with blood clots on the brain. I was completely blind and deaf. I had a heart attack and a stroke.
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I've taken clowns into the war in Bosnia, the refugee camps of Kosovo, and none of those are any more important than clowning in a subway or an elevator or just walking down the street.
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We all have our own little thing, I think.
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The Monsters & Strangerz, I love them so much.
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To fight against the infidels is Jihad; but to fight against your evil self is greater Jihad.
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When you start something new, you can be sure that the first few years will be full of failures and disappointments.
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When John (Giles) was manager of Ireland, much as he loved me, he still dropped me.
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Copying is slavery. The letter must never be followed, only the spirit is to be grasped. Higher affirmations live in the spirit. And where is the spirit? Seek it in your everyday experience, and therein lies abundance of proof for all you need.
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My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.
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I always see the absurdity in most situations. It's my experience of how life works.
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The process of being brought up, however well it is done, cannot fail to offend.
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I spend thousands of dollars on lawyers every day just to make sure that I'm not gonna go to jail.
