Chelsea Handler Quotes
There's times where you think, 'Gosh, what if nobody ever wants to hear what I have to say?'

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All the girls today want to be famous, but they haven't earned their spurs.
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My job is to train hard, go fight, and do my best.
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The American people likewise want to see enforcement first, no tricks, no triggers, no amnesty, enforcing existing laws and closing loopholes to reaffirm that our great Republic is, in fact, a nation of laws.
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The first band I was ever in, I played guitar. We did Gary Glitter and Green Day covers at the time. We were called Fizz. I have no idea why we picked that. We were, like, 12 years old.
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No 27-year-old has the experience to run a company that does a quarter of a billion dollars a year in sales.
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I have truly eclectic taste in music, and I seem to cycle through phases in terms of to what's inspiring me. I'll go from Beethoven to Sigur Ros; world music, Brit-pop, classic rock, blues/jazz, even the odd bit of heavy metal.
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I really do not see much use in exalting the humble and meek; they do not remain humble and meek long when they are exalted.
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We clearly realize that freedom's inner kingdom cannot be touched by exterior attacks.
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A lot of my travel is at least partly work, visiting schools and libraries, especially in France.
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You have people who are so passionate and touched by my work, which is so humbling. But other times, it's a little overwhelming. If I'm just trying to go to the bodega and get some coconut water, I have to put on a hat and some glasses - those kind of things.
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I always think that the exceptional people are those who remain outsiders but still communicate on a grand scale. I think I want everyone to feel more free, and so I feel really claustrophobic on behalf of lots of people.
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I hear the Sophie Giraffe is great for teething. Another thing I really love right now is the Moby Baby Carrier. To me, it seems like a natural way to hold the baby close to you. I also love the burp cloths, bibs, and swaddle blankets from Aden and Anais. Their stuff is organic and pure.
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Everybody knows a guillotine choke, and most know how to get to one. But if you can create a different way to get to that choke, then you're going to surprise people. However, that will only happen one time, because once it gets used that one time, everyone will see that and start to train for it.
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Even knowledge has to be in the fashion, and where it is not, it is wise to affect ignorance.
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What's coming will come and we'll just have to meet it when it does.
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Infelicity is an ill to which all acts are heir which have the general character of ritual or ceremonial, all conventional acts.
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Religion is inwardly focused and driven only to sustain itself.
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It is a celebration of woman built in marble and that’s the way to appreciate it.
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A pinch of notoriety will do.
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Day after dayThere are girls at the officeAnd men will always be men.Don't send him off with your hair still in curlers;You may not see him again.
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You'll get northerners moving down here saying What's a hurricane? All they'll see is the sand and the sea and they won't know. You have to live it to believe it.
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You take unacceptable risk, you have to be prepared to face the consequence.
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You may say i'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one...
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There's times where you think, 'Gosh, what if nobody ever wants to hear what I have to say?'