Chelsea Handler Quotes
When you interview celebrities, they're so guarded so many times, they can't reveal anything.
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Your body must become familiar with its death - in all its possible forms and degrees - as a self-evident, imminent, and emotionally neutral step on the way towards the goal you have found worthy of your life.
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Rick Santorum is the grandson of a coal miner. His dad was the manager of a V.A. hospital.
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I was really lucky to work at CBS news. I was blessed to be able to live my dream in many ways at CBS news.
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We are not saints, but we have kept our appointment. How many people can boast as much?
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My grandmother's first husband was a spiritualist medium. What fascinates me about that is the balance between conviction and sincerity and trickery, which is also something that novelists are very familiar with.
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Australia lives with a strange contradiction - our national image of ourselves is one of the Outback, and yet nearly all us live in big cities. Move outside the coastal fringe, and Australia can feel like a foreign country.
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We're going to test with the same car, but we have a new car ready.
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The new Disney cartoon 'Bambi' is interesting because it's the first one that's been entirely unpleasant.
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'Bagdad Cafe' was a film that changed many, many people's lives... how they saw themselves and how they looked at their life situation. I thought I made a little movie. All the mail that I get is about how it changed lives, and that's wonderful.
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Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
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A discontented young fellow, filled with self pride; he certainly should have considered it an honor to be sent on so respectable an embassy as he was.
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After the dotcom boom blew up, it increased the focus on questions like, 'Why should I trust you to help run my business? How do I know you're not going to go away like every other company?' That was hard. We had to keep proving ourselves.
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As long as I'm learning every day of my life, I will never feel old. Never. And I don't feel old; I feel in my head and in my heart - I don't know, ageless!
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Last time I checked, private nonprofit organizations have a right and a responsibility to be able to set the highest standards and criteria on their own without interference, let alone the level of vicious attacks and coercion that has occurred by Planned Parenthood.
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A slice of hot, buttered toast is the perfect meal. It's not too much and not too little, and it gives you just the right buzz.
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Every girl likes to just rock out when they put music on in their room - I learned that personally when fans would tell us how much they loved to make up their own dances to Cheetah Girls songs.
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I thought that I could have a career in music. I really didn't know exactly what I wanted to do or how I would go about doing it.
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We still have a lot of work to do in American culture. More open-mindedness is happening - in some cases rapidly, in some, slowly.
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Big pay and little responsibility are circumstances seldom found together.
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If we're going to have standards in schools, let's be honest and have standards.
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I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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The panic attacks - I still have them. They started when I was around 8. They always have to do with my death.
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I think, like anyone else, I made my mistakes.
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When you interview celebrities, they're so guarded so many times, they can't reveal anything.
