Chelsea Handler Quotes
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I love my work but do not know how I write it.
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One of the things jazz has always excelled at is translating the reality of the times through its musical prism.
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Whatever they did for democracy, the U.S. interventions in the Middle East and the vaunted Arab Spring have proved to be pure hell for Arab Christians.
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The really clever people now want to be lawyers or journalists.
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When virtue is lost, benevolence appears, when benevolence is lost right conduct appears, when right conduct is lost, expedience appears. Expediency is the mere shadow of right and truth; it is the beginning of disorder.
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Long Kiss Goodnight has a huge cult following. They could make another version of that movie right now and make a lot of money.
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If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it's really like making a large chicken.
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I do read some of the scripts from America and, even though the themes or subject of the film is very interesting, and some of the scenes are very interesting, there is a tendency that they have to explain everything. There will be no dilemma.
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L.A. makes you feel ugly.
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By the time I left school, I had a lot of tenacity.
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I like to have something to base a role on.
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I believe that misconceptions about oneself that one does not correct where possible act as a bad magic.
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I enjoyed my time in the WRAF. There were plenty of people at the airfields where I worked, and they were all very good company.
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Actors do like watching girls parade down the runway for some reason.
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As women, we must speak out, speak up, say no to our inheritance of loss and yes to a future of women-led dialogue about women's rights and value.
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I WAS born a slave; but I never knew it till six years of happy childhood had passed away.
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I'm definitely inspired by old hip-hop.
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You're trying to sleep off a debt that you've lumbered your brain and body with during the week, and wouldn't it be lovely if sleep worked like that? Sadly, it doesn't. Sleep is not like the bank, so you can't accumulate a debt and then try and pay it off at a later point in time.
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I think that ISIS is a threat to our embassy, to our consulate, as well as potentially to the American people.
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The beautiful thing about stand-up is you can create and immediately deliver, perform, and get paid for what you do.
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I used to send Tony Romo texts throughout the season just to encourage him, just to wish him luck and just to tell him to get on his offensive line. I hated watching this young man get sacked as much as he did, especially when it came down to big games.
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I think nudity is funny, especially when it's inappropriate.
