Chris Farley Quotes
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I am especially fascinated with mermaids, and they are always coming out in pirate stories.
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To write it, it took three months; to conceive it three minutes; to collect the data in it all my life.
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My wife had taken off on a plane. Two airplanes had crashed into the World Trade Center. I, of course, like any other person, felt potentially devastated, panicky a little bit.
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If the kids did want to get into showbiz then so be it, but I would never project anything on to my children.
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Unless we keep this planet healthy, everything else is for naught.
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Anyone who knows me knows that I'm way more of a joker than I am a serious person.
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The first thousand days of a baby's life are likely to determine the rest of her life - whether she grows up to be healthy or not, both physically and emotionally.
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I don't like actors, I like women.
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Sometimes at night, when I leave and ride by the front of the White House and the lights are on, it is so beautiful, I have some sense of, 'Hey, that's where I work, and Jimmy is President now.' But day in and day out, it's a job.
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I've got weird conflicting feelings about my generation.
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I'll tell you what divorce hasn't taught me. It didn't teach me not to get married again.
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To this day, I haven't seen 'Jaws.' Because I was always in the ocean, when I was a kid, my mom said, 'See the movies that you want to, but I'm telling you, do not ever see Jaws.'
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Don't classify me, read me.
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And I think that George Bush really is a very godly person.
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The moral and intellectual character of the Africans is widely different in different nations.
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Turbulence is the beginning of a fruitful process of transformation.
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Often the willingness to think differently about a problem and then risk sharing the idea with others certainly pay off.
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We're not here just to take part; we're here to take over.
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All of the press and stuff - that's the scary stuff. The acting is what I got trained to do.
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I kind of grew up with a camera in my hand.
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It is much more important to know what sort of a patient has a disease than what sort of a disease a patient has.
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One of my direct subordinates, one of my guys that worked for me, he would call me up or pull me aside with some major problem, some issue that was going on. And he'd say, 'Boss, we've got this, and that, and the other thing.' And I'd look at him and I'd say, 'Good.'
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Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.
