Chris Lilley Quotes
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My favorite thing to do is to wind those guys up by hitting on their girlfriends. I say, 'I think your girlfriend's gorgeous, but it's all right, I'm gay.' They get very nervous after a few minutes!
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I'm just a black hole for stuff. No one should ever hand me anything, because I get so easily distracted. I'll be like, 'Oh, look, something shiny!' I'm glad I never learned how to drive. I would be really dangerous.
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I don't think that any political party should claim Jesus as being a part of a political party.
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I love to smell like roses, literally all day!
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Generally a chef's book is like a calling card or a portfolio to display their personal work.
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I am cursed with computers; something always goes wrong.
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Fuel conservation is as important as fuel production.
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I think when you compete every week, when you play under pressure daily, you find your rituals to be 100 percent focused on what you're doing.
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Community colleges are one of America's great social inventions a gateway to the future for first time students looking for an affordable college education, and for mid-career students looking to get ahead in the workplace.
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Dick Durbin's a worthy opponent on any debate. He's very intelligent, quick. Knows his facts and puts them forward well.
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I'm not a Democrat.
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In the early part of the '60s I was influenced by the Ventures.
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I would abolish the federal Department of Education and very quickly. People don't realize that the federal Department of Education gives each state 11 cents out of every school dollar that every state spends. But it comes with 15 cents worth of strings attached.
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We call ourselves a dog's 'master' - but who ever dared to call himself the 'master' of a cat? We own a dog - he is with us as a slave and inferior because we wish him to be. But we entertain a cat - he adorns our hearth as a guest, fellow-lodger, and equal because he wishes to be there.
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When decentralized blockchain protocols start displacing the centralized web services that dominate the current Internet, we'll start to see real internet-based sovereignty. The future Internet will be decentralized.
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I think that our comfort is in our history.
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I don't want to go to prison... but there is nothing they can do to me that will make me stop this referendum.
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Saudi Arabia is one of India's most valued strategic partners.
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Paradise is too perfect for humanity.
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Entrenched scriptural literalism is, in my opinion, completely out of touch with reality.
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After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
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I can't consciously explain how people feel after reading my books. All is too personal.
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When people are standing up for our present rotten system, they are being worse than Communists, it seems to me.
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People are always nice; I never get anything mean said to me on the street.
