Chris Massoglia Quotes
I love Taco Bell. Whenever I go there, I could get anything on the menu and be totally happy.
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I thought if I put my book up on the Internet as a file that you could download, and I told people about it, maybe some people would download it and read it, and maybe I could get some response.
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It didn't scare me to be vulnerable because I think that's when you get something great.
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The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.
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Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.
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There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?
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I agree with cosmetic surgery for medical reasons - my mother had breast cancer and I think it's very sad when somebody has no choice in what happens to their body.
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The obviously inexperienced pilot is the game the scientific air-fighter goes after, and the majority of victories are won that way. But, on the other hand, it is the novice usually who gets the famous ace by doing at some moment the unexpected thing.
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I love New York. Love it.
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I'm a historian in my own mind.
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You know, if you're at home with children, you lose twenty-five IQ points.
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One of my other nicknames was Thomas Edison, because I invented so many moves.
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I will never be a fan of any kind of political correctness: I think it's instant death to creativity.
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I was the Head Boy of East High School in 1999. I represent 303 - the area code, not the band - Mile High, until I die. I'm 31, a comedian; I juggle, but I don't glove it. I think waxed mustaches run a very thin line between hipster and 1800s barkeep.
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I think New York audiences are some of the brightest in the world, and certainly the most enthusiastic.
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It's nice to have the power of Twitter to correct things that were incorrect.
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Economic medicine that was previously meted out by the cupful has recently been dispensed by the barrel. These once unthinkable dosages will almost certainly bring on unwelcome after-effects. Their precise nature is anyone's guess, though one likely consequence is an onslaught of inflation.
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The power for creating a better future is contained in the present moment: You create a good future by creating a good present.
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As far as the 2009 elections go, there has been a serious crackdown on human rights in Iran, a clampdown on the media and the wrongful imprisonment of journalists. So it seems what's happening is the government is going after people who have a voice, people who change society or public opinion.
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When for so long you can't get a job for reasons that seem specious, you you finally do have it, you are constantly afraid of losing it.
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Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.
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I'm amazed, as quirky, individual and selfish as most of us are, that anyone stays married for long.
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I can't relax. I'm not happy unless I'm working on stuff. 'SNL' is always a huge workload, as enjoyable as it is.
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Every single being, even those who are hostile to us, is just as afraid of suffering as we are, and seeks happiness in the same way we do. Every person has the same right as we do to be happy and not to suffer. So let's take care of others wholeheartedly, of both our friends and our enemies. This is the basis for true compassion.
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I love Taco Bell. Whenever I go there, I could get anything on the menu and be totally happy.
