Chris Morris Quotes
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The world is always in movement.
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I propose a Constitutional Amendment providing that, if any public official, elected or appointed, at any level of government, is caught lying to any member of the public for any reason, the punishment shall be death by public hanging.
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The first show I worked on was 'In Living Color.' I think 'The Daily Show' was the culmination of having that point of view - being able to look at this third rail in our society.
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Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
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Most people who went about saying a ghost had poked them with a brolly would be locked up somewhere.
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The seminaries must be like the churches' poor relations, prolonging their existence with austerity.
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Job's forthright indictment of the injustice of this world is surely right. The ways of the world are weird and much more unpredictable than either scientists or theologians generally make things look.
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Entrepreneurs and rowers show characteristics of curiosity and wanting to learn.
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I've been approached after shows from people who said, 'I don't agree with anything you said, but I laughed the whole way through.' That's still a little strange to me. Like, nothing, really? But at the same time, that's what happens in a conversation.
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The logs of wood which move down the river together Are driven apart by every wave. Such inevitable parting Should not be the cause of misery.
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Live your life as though your every act were to become a universal law.
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I'll leave the swearing to the Jane Fondas.
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I have no personal experience in the military. All I know about it is what I've seen in movies and read in books and watched on television. My knowledge is probably no more or no less than the average person's. 'A Brief Encounter with the Enemy' was created by taking bits and pieces from here and there, and then putting my own spin on them.
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The worst thing that we could do is raises taxes. It would only hurt the economy.
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These are just the tip of the iceberg, because I read and read and read. I read everything.
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Well, one thing, you got to stand in a courtroom and listen to a judge sentencing you to 25 years in prison before you realize that freedom of expression can no longer be taken for granted.
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I need wrong to get laughs. I need a normal world so that I can be abnormal, and that's my problem. Comedians need prejudice.
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I've always prided myself on my discipline as a writer. I do it like a job. I get up in the morning and go to my desk.
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It was such a pleasure to work with Eugene Levy. What a treat. That's a guy I grew up watching as a kid. Guys like that, they were hilarious and didn't have to be super vile or X-rated.
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My mother had a rule, obviously, that I couldn't go across the street by myself, but I had to find a way of doing it.
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I did every sport under the sun while growing up.
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Because her voice is, it's like the muscles and it develops all the time. That was the fantastic thing for us.
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Spirit and body differ not essentially, but gradually.
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A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire.
