Keith Maitland Quotes
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I believe that dogma is often evil.
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The stopwatch doesn't lie. The tape measure doesn't lie.
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State assaults on the separation of church and state are nothing new.
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The country has undergone a profound social upheaval, the greatest the proletariat has ever known.
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I dare anybody to look at me and say I'm anorexic. I'm so totally not.
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I got nominated for a Tony in my Broadway debut, which was fascinating and thrilling and sort of unbelievable all at the same time.
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I'm usually bikini-ready all year round.
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Man, 'Hill Street Blues' was on when I was 12, and I remember feeling I'd never seen anything like it. It was that far ahead of its time, with dark characters you loved. I remember Ed Marinaro, the football star.
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Some movies are the kind you take home with you at the end of the day, and some, you can let go.
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I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars: I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over.
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Some girls cannot go to school because of the child labor and child trafficking.
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I don't know if I could do this with the same energy, and in the same way - all the costume changes and glitter and hair and makeup - all the time. When I'm in my 50s, I kind of think I'll want to be in a garden.
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My countrymen: we have reached a turning point in our history. The choice is yours. Shall we venture into this brave new world, bright with possibilities, or retreat to the safety of our familiar but sterile past? I am for crossing the frontier.
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Don't show off every day, or you'll stop surprising people. There must always be some novelty left over. The person who displays a little more of it each day keeps up expectations, and no one ever discovers the limits of his talent.
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I would never take part in one of those Eighties nostalgia tours, although I've been asked many times, because it's like admitting you have nothing new to offer. As long as I can keep making music I'm happy with, and people want to come to my gigs to hear it, I'll carry on.
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What happened to me is I gained a little weight so I could be more accessible to people. They're not like, 'Oh my God, he's, like, a male model comedian; yuck, ugh.' It's like, 'Oh, he's a little squishy; He's like me. He's accessible.' And girls are like, 'Look how cuddly he is. I just want to cuddle up in his neck fat and go to sleep.'
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It is not natural or inevitable that half the world goes hungry; that the freedom of markets trumps protection of the planet; or that citizens' rights come second to those of corporations.
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re: Abraham Lincoln. 'For whatever reason, and I can't explain why - that moment at which one is drawn into the orbit, irrevocably, of a life. I felt the tug of that orbit. I didn't know why; I was quite alarmed by it...'
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A nightmare is two bassists on stage.
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From my childhood, I have watched a lot of action films, and I am a big fan of Jackie Chan.
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I'm kind of a closet redneck.
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The volume of credit depends upon three factors: the desire to borrow, the ability to lend and the desire to lend.
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The bottom line is the American people are capable of determining their own heroes - ideals for heroes - and they don't need to be told elaborate lies.
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I appreciate a subdued performance, typically.
