Daniel Johns Quotes
So I went and visited a doctor and he diagnosed me with reactive arthritis.

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I have two doctors, my left leg and my right.
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If doctors just spent more time with their patients so they felt more reassured, that might help.
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Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
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It is of fundamental importance not to make the positivist mistake of assuming that because a group’s members are in formation this means that they’re necessarily on course.
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If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.
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I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
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If they prescribe pain killers that may increase the possibility of death so long as their specific intention was not to end life." "Doctors should do everything they can to reduce pain, but not to administer drugs to end life, I think we go over a line then.
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He was a nice guy, middle-aged, a little tired, like most doctors usually seemed to be, but he just nodded and said, "Let me take a look at him. Shane?" "I'm not dropping my pants," Shane said. "I just thought I'd say that up front.
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The next day, Greg is so large that he cannot even ride the car to school because he can't fit in the car. His parents believe this to have been caused by a food allergy and resolve to take him to the doctor later.
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Experience is an excellent doctor, though he never had a diploma.
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Advice is like a doctor's pills; how easily he gives them! how reluctantly he takes them when his turn comes!
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I once donated a pint of my finest red corpuscles to the great American Red Cross and the doctor opined my blood was very helpful; contained so much alcohol they could use it to sterilize their instruments.
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Two of the most frustrated trades are dentists and photographers - dentists because they want to be doctors, and photographers because they want to be painters.
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Since the 1950s (until the early 1990s), girls in Kabul and other cities attended schools. Half of university students were women, and women made up 40 percent of Afghanistan’s doctors, 70 percent of its teachers and 30 percent of its civil servants. A small number of women even held important political posts as members of Parliament and judges. Most women did not wear the burqa.
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If we wanted to make money we would have become lawyers or doctors or stuff like that.
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Doctors should have access to all scientifically sound information so that they can prescribe appropriate medication for their patients.
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I think I definitely got scared by the second or third time a doctor told me I was dying.
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A new report says ISIS is trying to recruit professionals like doctors, engineers, and accountants. Sorry, kids, even ISIS says they're not hiring liberal arts majors.
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Doctors engage patients in one-way conversations in which they ask only enough questions to make a diagnosis and sometimes make misdiagnoses because they don’t ask enough questions before they begin to tell patients what they should do.
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I love 'Last Call.' It took me a little bit to figure out that I wasn't going to be that guy in a suit telling monologue jokes.
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The subjunctive mood is in its death throes, and the best thing to do is to put it out of its misery as soon as possible.
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It has amazed me that the most incongruous traits should exist in the same person and, for all that, yield a plausible harmony.
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So I went and visited a doctor and he diagnosed me with reactive arthritis.