Dav Pilkey Quotes
Being an author is fun. It's a great job, because I can stay up as late as I want, and if I feel like taking the day off, I do it. Plus, I get to make up silly stories and draw pictures all day.

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On the whole, it is the rights and freedoms of all citizens that are crucial in Saudi Arabia and from those the rights of women will emanate.
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You have to believe that people don't want what you think they're going to like, you know? They want what you like. Once you start doing that, you actually start connecting with people.
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I just prepare myself to perform well, to support my teammates to play well, to try to get to the final, to the World Series.
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I don't think the Taliban will ever come back to take Afghanistan, no.
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Berlusconi is a genius in communication. Otherwise, he would never have become so rich.
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My father was raised in the mountains of New Mexico, and he picked cotton for a dollar a day. He was working for the family from the time he was 7.
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I always loved advertising. If I hadn't been in fashion, I'd have been in advertising.
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We begin to see, therefore, the importance of selecting our environment with the greatest of care, because environment is the mental feeding ground out of which the food that goes into our minds is extracted.
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I put Tabasco sauce over everything. Or I put it on pretty much anything that wouldn't taste gross - I mean, I wouldn't put it on salad, but I like it on fried chicken, nachos... a lot of stuff.
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I feel like, as a celebrity, I have a responsibility to tell important stories.
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To be honest, as an actor, job security is not a trait.
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I've always had mostly women come out to see me perform. That's the reason the guys show up; they know R. Kelly is going to draw the women. Most of the songs I'm singing are catering to women anyway.
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We only had white socks in Romania. But when I used to come back from the States, I used to bring back pink and yellow socks with all kind of designs, and hair clips and elastic bands for the ponytail that had colourful designs.
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No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris.
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I love Dr. Hauschka's blue mascara. It's not so blue that it's like, 'What's wrong with you?' It's more like a secret that you're wearing it.
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What I find is that it's the middle-aged authors who have lived a life who have the most important, interesting voices. They just need someone to give them the key to unlock the door.
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Imperialist enterprise draws political consequences.
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I've always been told I was extremely well-behaved as a kid.
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I'm not a big sing-and-dance man.
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I do hot yoga and TRX, a kind of suspension training.
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Now I'm being blamed not only for anorexia but for lung cancer. - On being a social smoker.
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Friendship requires a steady, constant, and unchangeable character, a person that is uniform in his intimacy.
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Being an author is fun. It's a great job, because I can stay up as late as I want, and if I feel like taking the day off, I do it. Plus, I get to make up silly stories and draw pictures all day.