Dave Attell Quotes
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Basically, I'm a musical vocalist, but I do voiceover stuff as a sideline, like plumbing or something.
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All of my problems are rather complicated - I need an entire novel to deal with them, not a short story or a movie. It's like a personal therapy.
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I know I am extraordinarily lucky to be doing what I am doing. I have worked hard along the way and I have been blessed too. I have had a great life.
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BJP is the mothership of violence.
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I think I would make a good spy. I can sort of be a chameleon. People don't notice me very easily. I never get recognized.
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George Bush doesn't care about black people.
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The words of a dead man are modified in the guts of the living.
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Betty White is a riot. She is a good time! That is the bottom line: Betty White is a good time. She is really an incredible woman. She is so kind. She doesn't have one mean bone in her body, and she is the funniest woman in the room always. And you'll never hear one complaint from her.
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I decide intuitively what I want to do. When directors like Imtiaz Ali, Ayan Mukerji, Anurag Basu and Anurag Kashyap, who have stories to tell, come to me, why would I not be a part of it?
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When I was five years old, I auditioned for the role of 'Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol.'
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I was going to fight for what I wanted first, and that was being in L.A. and being a Laker. L.A. was the first place that came to my mind. That's where my heart was at.
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Media and technology are our greatest assets. And yet, they are our most undervalued and underused assets. Now when I say that, people look at me like I'm crazy because every young person we know in the world is never without media, ever.
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
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I'm glad I was in the Navy.
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It took a lot for me to be able to say that I'm a plus-size model or a model at all without feeling terror or this kind of panic, because it was something so unplanned.
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I happen to find motherhood a very natural state, but I know a lot of other people don't.
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I had no idea that he was going to write that, but I've always believed that insecurity was what would keep you always in your innocence, no matter what the business did.
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I have an intense dislike of doctrines, because you will always end up eating your words.
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A friend at school was always being laughed at because his father emptied dustbins for a living. But those who laughed worshipped famous footballers. This is an example of our topsy-turvy view of 'success.' Who would we miss most if they did not work for a month, the footballer or the garbage collector?
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We need to move back toward a free market.
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Nobody wanted to befriend someone who was both nerdy and bad at homework.
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I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.
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People are beginning to realize that we need to live in accordance with the law of ecology, the law of finite resources, and if we don't, we're going to go extinct.
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I'm not like a performer type.
